REFRIGERATOR ROMANCE

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There was a large block of cheese that could talk for some reason.
It started creaming, guess that's why they call it cream cheese, heh...
A cracker walked in and screamed in terror at Cheese's saggy titties.
The cracker gazed on in terror, but the cheese smirked ever too confidently, for it had been waiting for this very moment.

"You like what you see, colonizer?" Cheese said smugly.

"Sh-S-Shut up," the cracker said and looked away in embarrassment; "I'm not like my ancestors.."

Cheese snickered, "Only joking, you're not like them. You're different. Quirky. That's what I like about you, Cracker." Cheese slowly began to move closer to Cracker.
Cracker tried to back away but ended up pinned against the wall by Cheese, with Cheese's face so close to Cracker's.

"Want to show me how quirky you are, love?" he looked at Cracker with a smirk.

"Y-Your hair looks nice-" Cracker replied nervously.

"Ooh~ does it now, puppy~" Cheese growled into Crackers ear.

"Fuck, I can't resist you, Cheese.." Cracker mutters "But, we cant. You only can be with other cheese and I can only be with other crackers. That's how it is in this fridge.."

"But- But, you know how badly I need you" Cheese muttered into Cracker's shoulder.

"I'm sorry, cheese. I-I can't betray my fellow crackers.." Cracker looked down in dismay.

"Baby, please- What about us? Our relationship? Everything we've built together? Our plan to run away?" Cheese earnestly clung to Cracker.

"I'm just so scared. What if they find out? What will they say?" Cracker began to tear up.

"H-Honey bunches, don't worry about them- all that matters is us, and how you feel. So tell me, what do you feel?" Cheese stared into Crackers eyes waiting for their response.

"Cheese... I love you, but... we can't keep doing this. They'll find out somehow." Cracker shook his head.

"Fine. But, can we please just... fuck one more time? For the sake of what could have been..." Cheese leaned against Cracker.

~~~~~~TO BE CONTINUED++++++