laundry love [completed]

t h r e e : finally sorted

"you're really going to do that after what happened last time?"

"j e s u s c h r i s t !"

"no, i'm ira. ira dewan."

"no shit, sherlo― is that a fucking scalpel?"

"didn't you read my threat written on the front door with a permanent marker? i thought i made it pretty clear what would happen to the state of your ding dongs."

"j e s u s, woman."

"is that a halo i see? oh no, it's just a molly-coddled circle of ignorance."

"molly what?"

"pampered. it means pampered."

"judgmental much?"

"so you're going to tell me that you're not a walking epitome of abercrombie and fitch? even your fucking underwear is calvin klein, not to mention silk."

"..."

"exactly. any last wishes?"

"tell silas i love him."

"b-but you're...gay?"

"..."

"fuck my life."

[a/n: questions about ira's ethnicity will be cleared out in the later chapters. yes, she is indian. also, if you guys are into binge following, follow cosmic_menace because he is bae. in real life. introspective and hawt as fuck. come on, guys. show him some love? please? thank you.]