laundry love [completed]

extended summary.

"wash. dry. fold. repeat."

"ira, we are in a room surrounded by lingerie and dirty sheets. what do you reckon we do?"

"wash. dry. fold. repeat. got that, adrian?"

"..."

"laundry, adrian. we do laundry."

"i already did. it was a small load so i did it by hand."

"..."

"..."

"adrian!"

[coming soon: translation: after a long, fucking time. kudos to all those who got the hidden innuendo. also, even though i would have loved to come up with it, the pun was from one of those examples from the urban dictionary.][also: copyright claim: © 2014 under smokestung. if you don't copy my shit, that will be the end of it. i won't look for you, i won't pursue you. but if you do, i will look for you, i will find you and i will kill you. [threatens in my best liam neeson voice]