Lee: I've been sad lately.
Darren: Don't be.
Lee: It's not that simple.
Darren: Studies have shown that it's impossible to be sad and pretty at the same time. Check out this new eyeliner that Amalia got me.
Lee: Darren, I don't think-
Lee:
Darren: See?
Lee: I feel... powerful.
Darren: Told you.
Luke: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Luke: Cause you're an angel
Darren, blushing: Come on
Lee, taking notes: Dallas, did it hurt-
Dallas: Yes
Lee: You didn't even let me finish-
Dallas: Everything hurts
Luke: Can I tell you something? Don't freak out.
Dallas: What makes you think I would freak out?
Luke: I love you.
Dallas: I'm freaking out.
Amalia: So what kind of people do you usually get a crush on?
Luke: Well-
Luke: *glances at Dallas and Darren who're both trying to see who can fit more marshmallows in their mouth*
Luke: Dumb people, I'd say
Amalia: Is having a penis fun?
Henry: It has its ups and downs.
Darren: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Dallas: It's a pain in the ass.
Luke: Oh, Jesus fuck, guys, come on.
Dallas: Hey, I'm going to the store, you want anything?
Darren: Get the gay cheerios, they're my favorite.
Dallas: Gay chee- do you mean fruit loops?
Darren: I stand by what I said.
Dallas: *has been lying on the ground for 15 minutes*
Henry: What's wrong?
Dallas: I'm a little overwhelmed.
Henry: Why?
Dallas: Amalia smiled at me.
Amalia: The path to inner peace begins with four words
Amalia: Not my fucking problem
Amalia: Please clean up your room.
Dallas: You say that like I'm your son or something.
Amalia: *stares at him, eyebrow quirked*
Dallas: Fine, Mom.
Lee, Dallas, and Darren are sitting on a bench
Luke: Why do you guys look so sad?
Lee: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Luke: * sits down*
Dallas: The bench is freshly painted.
Luke: Darren, I'm sad.
Darren: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Lee: Dallas, I'm sad.
Dallas, nodding: mood.
Lee: Dallas isn't answering his phone
Amalia: I'll call
Lee: Darren and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Dallas: Hello?
Lee: Why are your tongues purple?
Darren: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Luke: I had a red one.
Lee: oh
Lee:
Lee: OH
Dallas, stoned:
Dallas, stoned: You drank each other's slushies?
Henry: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Amalia: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Amalia: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING DALLAS WITH ME
Darren, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
Amalia: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Dallas, high: Put spaghetti in it.
Amalia: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Darren: Put spaghetti in it.
Amalia: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Henry: Put spaghetti in it.
Amalia: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
Dallas: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Lee:
Darren:
Henry:
Everyone Else At Dallas's Surprise Birthday Party:
Darren: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Darren: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Dallas: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Darren: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Lee: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Dallas: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Lee:
Lee: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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RomanceDylan, living under the alias Danielle, has been at the bottom of the Albright Academy food-chain since she began attending. Seemingly a shy, timid, easy-to-push-around nerd, most never looked closer than what was presented, and certainly never made...
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