The Akatsuki's pet cat? ~a Naruto fanfiction~

Chapter.2 ~ Being adopted by the Akatsuki

~Noroi's POV

I darted under a fallen tree branch and kept running as fast as i could. The large ninja hound kept running and broke through the branch entirely. I quickly climbed up a tall tree and hopped silently from tree to tree until I felt I was a safe distance away from the ninja hound.

You see, i kinda stole from a food stand in the Land of Tea. And with my luck, they had a ninja hound as a guard dog. Before i could make my leave with a slice of bread, the merchant saw my long tail and sent the dog after me.

After i was sure the dog had not followed me, I ate the slice of bread with a sigh of relief.

After finishing the slice, I jumped down from the tree and sat on the ground. I began drawing a map on the dirt with my claw.

' Okay. Right now i'm at the edge of the Land of Tea, and i got here walking northwest of that damn Land of Spells. So, if my estimations are correct, the Land of Fire's border should be about 3 miles directly north of here. If I can just get there I can-'

"SENPAI!!! I FOUND A KITTY!!!!!!!" I gave out a loud mewl as i was suddenly hoisted into the air. I began kicking randomly and clawing at the hands that held my sides.

"Tobi will you shut up?! Who cares about a stupid cat?!" I looked up towards the voice of the dude that just called me stupid. It was some blonde guy with a ladylike hairstyle wearing a black cloak with red clouds on it. I only knew it was a guy from his voice. I turned my head and saw that the guy that was holding me wore the same cloak and a orange swirly mask.

"But senpai!! It drew something cool in the dirt!! And it's so cute!!" My god my ears are about to start bleeding. And I'm not cute! I am a sexy cat!

"What the hell are you talking about?" The blonde looked down at my drawing of a map. His eyes widened a bit. "Hey, this looks like a map. Maybe it's a ninja cat."

"Its collar says its name is Noroi!!"

"If it is a ninja cat we're gonna have to get rid of it. Wouldn't want it to go tell it's owner that we were here." What's so important about them? Who would want to know where these two freaks are?

The lady-dude pulled some type of dough out of his ninja pouch, but the annoying one chimed in. "Senpai!! We cant blow it up!!" What. "Why dont we just take it home with us?! It can be the Akatsuki's pet!!" Swirly than flailed his hands in the air. With me in his hand. When i get some more energy (only ate a slice of bread in 3 days) i will FREEZE HIS BLOOD COLD. LITERALLY.

"Do you seriously think Kakuzu would pay for it's food and everything? The only way we would be able to keep it was if Leader-sama thinks it's useful." The blonde scoffed and continued, "besides, it's not like we need a mascot."

Swirly faced me towards him. "Can you fight?"

I nodded. It's not like I could lie.

"Oh really?" The blonde said sarcastically,"And what exactly can you do?"

I lifted up my paw and had it aimed like a gun at Blondie's right leg. I concentrated real hard on a single vein.
Blondie fell to the ground with a grunt.

"What the hell?! Why can't i feel my leg?!"

I pointed to myself with a satisfied smirk.

"WOOOO WE CAN KEEP IT!!" Then Swirly ran (with me) out of the woods and onto a giant bird thing. Strange people travel in strange ways.

In the distance, I heard Blondie yell.

"TOBI YOU MORON I CANT GET UP!"



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Yay second chapter up!!!!!!! Sorry if it sucks :(

How will she handle these crazy akatsuki members?

HOW WILL SHE BECOME HUMAN.



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