Shuichi's Girlfriend

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Shuichi: Everyone!
Shuichi: can you guys pleeeeeaaaaase be friendly today?
Shuichi: my girlfriends coming over-
Kokichi: GIRLFRIEND!?
Miu: GIRLFRIEND!?
Tsumugi: Aren't you gay?
Miu: he's testing the titty world's waters
Shuichi: Not how I would phrase it but yes
Kiyotaka: Will she be added to the chat?
Shuichi: no, she's coming over to hang out in person
Fuyohiko: I'd be careful if I were you-
Hajime: Fuyohiko if you're referring to last month's date, to her you were just a celebrity with a credit card
Fuyohiko:...........shut up
Korekiyo: you say that as if this girlfriend 'couldn't' use Shuichi as a bank account, detectives make decent money and we're all celebrities since Danganronpa
Shuichi: I promise you she's not like that
Fuyohiko: All I'm saying is to nail the furniture down first
Kirumi: Also the media doesn't know we live together so at the moment they're questioning the director.
Chihiro: poor spike...
Gonta: lord bless his soul🙏
Nagito: I didn't take you for the religious type, Gonta
Hajime: Angie...
Hajime: are you tricking people into your pyramid scheme again?
Kazuichi: I'm not sure which is worse, you tricking Gonta or this happening multiple times
Kokichi: it's obvious! Conning Gonta is worse!
Rantaro: do you not remember a SECOND of your lines
Kokichi: tricking him into killing Miu was in Danganronpa! Not real life!
Miu: I'm still salty over that! I should have been a survivor!
Kiyotaka: We were all given a chart at the beginning of production!
Miu: I lost that like, immediately after😂
Kiyotaka: I still have it saved to my phone, albeit cut off.
Kiyotaka:

Ibuki: Wait just one second!Ibuki: If we're keeping our address a secret how is Chiaki still streaming???Chiaki: I just

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Ibuki: Wait just one second!
Ibuki: If we're keeping our address a secret how is Chiaki still streaming???
Chiaki: I just... Don't tell the viewers my address.
Ibuki: oh
Ibuki: are they asking?
Chiaki: yes, we were victims of arson just a week ago
Ibuki: how they know it was arson?
Chiaki: Ibuki...
Chiaki: 20 actors houses burnt down and 18 the media didn't even know the address of.
Ibuki: I may see your point
Kirumi: Where is everyone?
Chiaki: probably meeting with Kaede
Ibuki: I FORGOT!!!1
Ibuki: gotta dip!
Chiaki: is there anyone else not pestering Shuichi's girlfriend
Korekiyo: I found it clear he didn't want certain people to introduce themselves.
Himiko: too tired to socialize
Fuyohiko: I just have a gut feeling it isn't gonna go well
Kirumi: I'm sure it's fine Fuyohiko
Tsumugi: I've still got my weekly cosplay to finish
Maki: Don't feel like it
Nagito: I'm sick
Kirumi: Well why didn't you say so? What seems to be the problem?
Himiko: Kirumi, to antisocial people like us there are translations
Himiko: "I'm Sick" = Don't feel like it
Nagito:... Yeh
Tsumugi: oh by the way I'm coming shopping next time
Kirumi: Is that lightbulb still acting up?
Tsumugi: no you fixed that (thanks btw) I just need some red yarn
Kirumi: Okay then

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