Wrong Number | Ranboo x Reader

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"You think I give a shit? If you do that, I can just reveal yours too!" I argued back.

"Alright fine, Karen." Ranboo said. I fake gasped. (this will be awkward if anyone who's reading this actually has the name Karen JDJSJS)

"How dare you reveal my name.... Noah!" I said, trying to think of a fake name to give Ranboo. Ranboo gave me a look, and muted himself on stream.

"Noah was the best you could think of?" Ranboo joked. (I'm really hoping his name isn't Noah because then I'll just feel bad– I love the name btw, I got it from another Ranboo fanfiction I read just I don't remember which one KDKSSJ)

"Hey, shut up, NoAh!" I mocked myself. Ranboo rolled his eyes and unmuted himself. "Is that even your real name?" I said, trying to throw chat off who was now spamming Noah.

"I am neither confirming, nor denying." Ranboo said, calmly continuing his parkour.

"Chat is now going to have to figure out if Noah or Mark is your real name, if either one is!" I said. Ranboo glared.

"Alright, Karen. Now chat will need to figure out if that's your real name!" Ranboo shot back.

"I'm pretty sure it's obvious, but I'm also not going to confirm or deny it," I said.

"Exactly. I like that you're also a faceless streamer," Ranboo smiled.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because you know how it is, and also know the struggle of it!" Ranboo answered.

"Oh yeah, true. But I might not be faceless for long~" I smirked. Ranboo looked at me, then realized what I'd meant.

"Oh yeah, you have how many followers or subscribers now?" Ranboo said. (Can't remember if it was like, 3 million twitch followers or YouTube subscribers and as of now, im too lazy. I'm gonna just assume YouTube for now– ddjsje)

"Shhh, no one knows about this. Chat, stay quiet. This stays here only, and if I find out you've clipped this, you're actually being blocked. Dead serious." I threatened.

"I would recommend not clipping that Chat!" Ranboo said. I laughed a bit.

"Needless to say, I will be very upset if that was clipped." I said.

"You should do an eye reveal," Ranboo suggested. I thought for a moment.

"I definitely could do that. I'd need to think of that for now," I answered.

"I love how this started with tactical flirting, then came to this–" Ranboo laughed.

"Oh yeah, you've still gotta flirt with me!" I glared.

"No, I don't think I do," Ranboo looked at me.

"Fine, how about if we meet the subgoal?" I asked. Ranboo sighed.

"I already said I can't flirt!" Ranboo said.

"You can still try!" I argued back.

"Fine, if we meet the subgoal, I'll attempt to flirt." Ranboo sighed.

"Hell yeah! You heard it folks! Get the subgoal and you'll hear it live!" I announced. Ranboo just laughed a bit.

"What have I gotten myself into..." Ranboo panicked.

"A lot of shit, Boo," I laughed. Soon after we'd announced the subgoal, Ranboo started getting a ton of subs.

"Oh God, why is it going up so fast!? Holy– Thank you anonymous for the 50 gifted subs, Jesus Christ!" Ranboo gave a panicked laugh. I looked behind us, towards the door and saw Tubbo standing there, his phone in hand. He noticed I saw him, and he just put one finger in front of his mouth, signalling to me to stay quiet.