Nicky: from a scale of "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do" how are you feeling?
Lian: probably between "it's an avocado thanks" and "how did you defeat captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger"
Jonathan: probably "road work ahead"
Anthony: I speak many languages, and this is not one of them....
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Elizabeth: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Jamie: it would be nice to have my sense of purpose back.
Lian: wow! my childhood innocence! thank you for finding this!!
Alex: wow! my will to live! I haven't seen this for 17 years!
Nicky: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Johnathan: mental stability, my old friend!
Elizabeth: kids, could you lighten up a little *sweatdrops*
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Nicky: "women"? no you misheard. I'm an omen.
Lian: I don't identify as "male" or "female", I denitrify as a threat.
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Lian to her nieces and nephew: as or lord and savior Eminem once said "remember the magic words "please", "thank you", and "step off bitch""
karen: you shouldn't teach kids such words!!
Lian: ....step off bitch *punches karen* *sees security* RUNNNNNNN
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security: WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG?????? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??
Lian: CAUSE A BITCH TRIED ME
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Alex: why did you give LIAN A KNIFE?
Nicky: I'm sorry. they said they felt unsafe.
Johnathan *being stared down by said knife wielding person*: NOW I FEEL UNSAFE!!!
Nicky: I'm sorry...
Nicky: would you like a knife?
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~Jonathan watching a horror movie~
Autumn: *filming*
Ash: *laughing his ass off* *looks at camera* he does this every time
Johnathan: I CAN'T DO IT!!!!!
Nicky, laughing: I can't either
Johnathan: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!!!!!
Lian, fed up with his shit: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Johnathan:
Johnathan: I appreciate it,
Johnathan: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Jamie: Johnathan
Johnathan: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Alex: Johnathan we gotta-
Johnathan: YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Johnathan: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'what am I willing to put up with today?'
Johnathan pointing at the screen with jump scare still frozen in the background: NOT FUCKING THIS
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Humorinclude OC's also characters from fandoms i'm in {does contain cuss words} [only my OC's belong to me, all other characters credits to their creators]
