3 idiots, oh, recruits! ~TS | ✓

YAAR, TERI JAISI YAARI KAHAN?

Heyyy Guys!!

As a compensation for my absence, this one's for you!! 

It has been 6 months. Koel, Monami and Sid are best buddies now. No one has realized their love, of course, other than Sid. Koel and Faizi are close, like they have their moments *winks*. Rest you'll get to know as the story proceeds. 

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Karan- Now you all may take a break. Dismiss!

Saying so all the trainers leave the training room. All the recruits sit down. 

Bala- Abeyy yaar, aaj toh Karan sir ne haddi pasli ek kardi hai by god!! Kahan dard ho raha hai samajh hi nahi aa raha!?!?

Sumanji- Sahi mein yaar! Yahan kisi ne godi mein uthakar kamre mein dalne ki Uber service kholi hai kya? Mere pairon mein toh jaan nahi bacchi!!

Premji- Ek kaam karte hain, sab let jaate and aur ek doosre ka pair pakad lete hai, fir kisi se bolkar usse ek bande ka haath pakadwa denge aur bolenge ki bhai aab tu kheech. 

Monami- Haan phir jo safai wale bhaiya hai, woh humare shirt ke backside par Lizol spray kar denge and phir academy mein pocha bhi lag jayega! Haina!!! Arey kaise ajjeeb log ho yaar!!

Koel- Yahan humari waatt lag gayi hai aur tujhe logic ki padi hai? Ab hum medical room kaise jayein, uske baare mein soch!!

Sid- Koi tareeka nahi hai, haath pakad kar sharabi logon ki tarah tumble karte karte jana padega!

Chitra- #Uff!! Kahan phaas gaye!!!

Everyone holds each other's hand and somehow stands up. Now they are walking towards the medical room. 

Everyone-

🎶Yeh dosti hum nahin todenge
Todenge dam magar tera saath na chhodenge... (x2)
Ae meri jeet teri jeet, teri haar meri haar
Sun ae mere yaar
Tera gham mera gham, meri jaan teri jaan

Aisa apna pyaar
Jaan pe bhi khelenge, tere liye le lenge
Jaan pe bhi khelenge, tere liye le lenge
Sab se dushmani

Yeh dosti hum nahin todenge
Todenge dam magar
Tera saath na chhodenge
Logon ko aate hain do nazar hum magar
Dekho do nahin

Arre ho judaa ya khafa ae khuda hai dua
Aisa ho nahin
Khaana peena saath hai
Marna jeena saath hai
Khaana peena saath hai
Marna jeena saath hai


Saari zindagi
Yeh dosti hum nahin todenge
Todenge dam magar tera saath na chhodenge... (x2)🎶

They were walking, actually, tumbling through the corridor while singing. The three trainers see them and decided to follow them for their entertainment. 

Faizi- Yaad hai, kabhi humari bhi aisi halat huya karti thi!!

Karan- Mujhe toh Nitin sir (Karan and Faizi's trainer) ne dakhe markar kamre tak pohonchaya tha!

Sanju- HUH? SACCHHHIIIIII???!!!?!?!

Karan- Main bhi insaan hi hoon. Maa ke pet se koi soldier banke nahi aata, pehle civilian hi hota hai! *monotone*

Sanju- Na matlab woh, sochkar thodi hassi aa raho tho!! *she bites her lips to control her laugh*

Faizi bursts out laughing. 

Karan- Ho gaya tum logon ka? 

-with the recruits-

Koel- O teriiii!!!

Monami- Ab kya hua?

Koel- Monami, Sid hum teeno ko toh punishment mili thi na!! Yaad hai?

Monami- Oh no!! Sid ko rassi 100 times up and down climb karne the!! Mujhe tyre ko 150 times lift karke doosre end tak pohonchana tha!! Aur Koel tujhe 350 pushups!?!?!