Parasite

The combination

Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the bullies disappear?

So dontcha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a parasite for your chargé d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish?
I really want to know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is say it like so - and oh

Misses watcha name, if you are in need
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

Y/N stops the song and Ellie applauds him.

Y/N: Thank you, thank you. Anyway, did that change your mind?

Ellie: Well, now I am intrigued. Before, in the song you said about answering my prayers.

Y/N: Correctamundo!

Ellie: And what I really want is, a friend.

Y/N: .... ok when I said I could answer your prayers I meant physically solve your problems like beating up bullies. I can't magically ooga booga up a human being.

Ellie: No no I mean, I don't have any friends at school. And I desire to have some or at least one. So if I can be your vessel do you think you could try and help me get friends?

Y/N: Well .... sure. That way we both get what we want. But I can't promise anything!

Ellie: Thank you thank you! By the way, do you have a name.

Y/N: Y/N. And your name is .......

Ellie: Ellie. My names Ellie. So how do you get inside me? Are there some spell words I have to say?

Y/N: Not really. But there is a way to get inside you. All I have to do is sing. So if I just-

Y/N dives towards Ellies phone and goes inside it. Now that he was free from his original prison, he could freely go into electronics whenever he desired.

Y/N: Lets seeeee. I'm just going to look through your browser and find a song I can use.

Ellie: NO, WAIT! Don't do that!

Y/N: ..... whats PornHub?

Ellie: Its, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. A popcorn place! Yeah.

Y/N: ....... whats hentai?

Ellie: Its .... uhhhh. Shit ummm. Well you know chickens?

Y/N: Yeah.

Ellie: Yeah. Its like chickens, you know hens with little ties like bowties. You have your hen-tie. I spelt it wrong.

Y/N: Ahhh I see. Anyway I think I found a song. It does seem like a duet so I hope you're ready!

Ellie: Oh I love this song!

Ellie: I play this game, ya this game of fame
To make a virtual reality come to life in mortality
It ain't so little, and so I fiddle with the
Animatronics and iconic electronics
What's in this casette? I'm willing to bet
That's it a mechanical figure brought to ears for the listener
Looking around, ceiling to the ground, identifying
Something amiss, should I look or try and resist