I saw the new episode and I didn't like it. So I decided to make a new one here. Enjoy! Here we go...
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Loona was sipping beer while reading a magazine with Verosika's picture on it. She then opened the door and the rest of the gang came into the office. Boyyy, were they happy.
Blitzo: WOO! That was a crap ton of lumberjacks!
Mille jumped into the office with her axe in her mouth.
Millie: AHHH!! I'M STILL SO JAZZED UP!! (laughs loudly) Y/N!! DID YOU SEE THAT!?
Y/N came in with the same expression.
Y/N: Millie... If anything, you should Harley Quinn for Halloween! I mean- IT'S LIKE NOTHING CAN STOP YOU!
Millie: I KNOW RIGHT!?
Moxxie jumps out of the tree with a chainsaw in his hands as his smile stayed on his face.
Moxxie: Well then honey you better stay "Jazzed" babe cause guess where I'm taking you tonight.
Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit the new diner down the street!
Moxxie: Sir, It's our first marriage anniversary.
Y/N: Aww!~ I know I'm not in the family, but Happy anniversary Millie!
Millie: Aww. Thanks, Y/N.
Moxxie: Anyway, I was planning, for our anniversary, to take Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
Y/N/Millie: WHAAAAT!!?
Millie started jumping up and down.
Y/N: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? THAT'S EVEN BETTER!!
Millie: OZZIE'S!? NO WAY!! THAT PLACE IS ALWAYS BOOKED! HOW DID YOU---!?
Moxxie: Yeah well I've been planning for quite a while.
Y/N: Moxxie, you, hands down, are the most responsible and caring husband ever.
Millie then jumped into Moxxie's arms in joy.
Millie: Moxxie!~
Moxxie and Millie began kissing each other, falling in love.
Blitzo: Ugh. Can you guys not?
Moxxie: I'm sorry sir. Maybe another time.
Blitzo: Oh it's fine. I can come along with the two of you. Help you celebrate your boring monogamy!
Moxxie: Uh no. The reservation is for us.
Blitzo: Uh-Huh!
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitzo: Mmm-hmm!
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
Blitzo: I'll wear something nice it's a big deal after all.
Y/N: Blitzo, he's saying you cannot go.
Blitzo looked a little hurt.
Blitzo: Eh it's fine. See you lovebugs later!
Blitzo walked to the door and closed it. Moxxie growled at his departure.
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Helluva Boss: Heroes From Hell (Verosika Mayday x Reader) AU
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