British Purp: THAT DOE SNT MEAN YOU SPY ON US
AmericanInnit: I think we need a witness anyway
AmericanInnit: why do I hear boss music?do you remember...: PURPLED RUN WHILE YOU CAN
Only Girl Pog: oh shit Tubbo's coming
Only Girl Pog: run~~~~~
British Purp: oh no
British Purp: my husband
British Purp: its brOKen~~~~~
Nukes?Maybe: RIP THAT GHOSTBUR AYYYE
do you remember...: TUBBO NO
British Purp: TUBBO ONE OF THE MOST MANIPULATATIVE PEOPLE ON THIS FUCKING SERVER WAS JUST REVIVED DO YOU WANT ME TO PUNT YOU
Nuke? Maybe: ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY
do you remember...: PLEASE DONT PUNT MY HUSBAND I THINK ID RATHER KEEP HIM
AmericanInnit: lmao get him Toms
~~~~~
British Purp: Wil and Q are having another custody battle for me
British Purp: might just screamAmericanInnit: do it. no balls.
British Purp: welp now I have to
Nukes? Maybe: why did I hear Tommy screaming?
Nukes? Maybe: oh
Nukes? Maybe: el oh elBritish Purp: Purpled where are you?
AmericanInnit: with Sam but I could be at ur house in 5
Nukes? Maybe: haha Im going to punch Wilbur Soot and Quackity
do you remember...: What happened?
Nukes? Maybe: l8r beloved
do you remember...: kk
~~~~~
do you remember...: SPOOKY SEASON
do you remember...: HALLOWEENNukes? Maybe: Ranboo it is only september
do you remember...: SPOOKY SEASON
Nukes? Maybe: fine
Nukes? Maybe: SPOOKY SEASON~~~~~
British Purp: PURPLED I REQUIRE ATTENTION
British Purp: IF YOU ARE NOT AT THIS LOCATION: <coordinates> IN EXACTLY THREE MINUTES AND TWENTY-SEVEN SECONDS WE WILL BE DIVORCING AND I AM TAKING SHROUD AND DOGCHAMPBIG MAN ERYN: divorce??? gayinnit??? hello??? my lawyer will be hearing about this???
BIG MAN ERYN: my lawyer is Freddie btw
BIG MAN ERYN: ISNT PURPLED ADULT
BIG MAN ERYN: TOMMY IS MINORBritish Purp: PLATONIC
AmericanInnit: /P
AmericanInnit: we were platonically married months ago Eryn. he is stealing my riches. he is like Tubbo but considerably less explosive and i am considerably less rich than Ranboo.BIG MAN ERYN: damn.
BIG MAN ERYN: suck to suck ig~~~~~
[British Purp changed AmericanInnit to Only Adult I trust]
[British Purp changed their name to not the youngest]~~~~~
Definitely Human: HAPPY HUMAN BIRTHDAY RANBOO FROM NOWHERE IN PARTICULAR
not the youngest: its your bday?!
do you remember...: Probably
do you remember...: I think Im eighteen
do you remember...: wait-
do you remember...: Tommy NO[not the youngest removed do you remember...]
Nukes? Maybe: damn
Nukes? Maybe: anyways-Only Girl Pog: lmao
BIG MAN ERYN: L.
[not the youngest added do you remember...]
[not the youngest changed do you remember... to Adult #2]Only Adult I trust: welcome
Adult #2: Traumatized minors (not including Drista) down to 66%
Definitely Human: is it good its going down Ranboo from nowhere in particular?
Adult #2: Yes
not the youngest: Yes
Only Adult I trust: Yes
Nukes? Maybe: Yes
BIG MAN ERYN: Yes
Only Girl Pog: meh
[not the youngest removed Only Girl Pog]
[Adult #2 added Only Girl Pog]Only Girl Pog: :P
~~~~~
Nukes? Maybe: Wen are you gonna bring Shroud to Eret?
Only Adult I trust: Toms is being emotional
not the youngest: IM NOT BEIFN EMOTIOANL
not the youngest: MY BABY ISNT SAFE HERE
not the youngest: LET EM SAT GOODBUE TO MY XHILD IN OEACEBIG MAN ERYN: child?! Tommy???
Only Adult I trust: later. hes busy
Only Adult I trust: [image]
Only Adult I trust: sadinnit lolBIG MAN ERYN: THAT IS A HOLE SPIRE WTF
not the youngest: WE DONT TOLERATE SHROUD SLANDER IN THE GROUPCHAT
Only Adult I trust: is Michael with Eret?
Nukes? Maybe: yea. me and Rnaboo are witb them now
~~~~~
A/N wrote most of this in my programming class lmao. *projects fixation on flowers onto Tommy*
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Hayran Kurguoneshots that don't exactly fit with my other oneshot books but i wanted to write them
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