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insp. MissHiraeth98
Ruthie: Are you ready to commit?
Jamie: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Jamie: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Ruthie: Aww-
Jamie: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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Jamie: We have a problem.
Ruthie: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Ruthie: I fell—
Jamie: From heaven?
Ruthie: No, I literally fell—
Jamie: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Ruthie: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Jamie: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Jamie: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Ruthie: Hi, I'm 'things'.
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Jamie: I think I'm falling for you.
Ruthie: Then get up.
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Ruthie: Jamie, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Jamie: It... It didn't take me the whole day...
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Jamie: Can you cut me some slack, Ruthie? I'm sort of in love.
Ruthie: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Jamie: I'm in love with you.
Ruthie: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Ruthie: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?
Jamie: They need to learn how to protect us.
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Ruthie: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
Jamie: If I was married to you I'd drink it.
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Ruthie: Hey Jamie, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
Jamie, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Ruthie: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Jamie!
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Ruthie: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Ruthie: What an idiot.
Ruthie: *realizes it's Jamie*
Ruthie: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Ruthie: Oh no, that's terrible!
Jamie: Did they win?
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Jamie: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Jamie: *turns around and helps Ruthie through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Ruthie.
Ruthie: Okay.
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Ruthie: Jamie, no.
Jamie: Jamie, yes.
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Jamie: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Ruthie: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Jamie: Yes.
Ruthie: I'd sleep.
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Ruthie: Remember, Jamie, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Jamie: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
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