My Happy Place (a Drarry Texting Fic)

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@blaising one would think we were in love looking this stupid, your smile is mucho creepy, man. Pretty sure the person we asked to take the photo thought so too but eyy me and @thedragonking had fun today after the jerk finally remembered how awesome I am 😌

@thedragonking you were warned to never post that picture because I look fucking stupid.

@blaising I wish I gave a shit @thedragonking, really do 😢

@thedragonking okay then. Prepare yourself, Zabini. I've got a photo of my own. And I'm tagging mom so prepare to get rekt!!!

@thedragonking I don't know why @blaising thinks this pic of him isn't totally perfect when I'm the one with the shit wind fucking up my hair but whatever, I wanted revenge so fuck you 😈 also ummm @pretty.pans forget the French girls for a sec and look at your phone pls 🙃

@blaising noooooooo omg I know I'm sexy as fuck but the way my Adam's apple just bobs out awkwardly like that 😬 I hate you, I really do. How could you do this to me bro I literally work as a fucking model 😭😭

@thedragonking If it makes you feel any better, I'm ugly too, buddy.

@blaising You're not ugly and no, I don't feel better 😤😤😤

@pretty.pans Well, I'm glad my sons have finally made up but for fuck's sake can you both agree that you're both hot all the time and have millions across the world simping over you so you don't need to argue about this in the comment section???

@thedragonking she's right. We have to admit the truth.

@blaising yeah.. I know.

@thedragonking @pretty.pans you're a gorgeous goddess

@blaising @pretty.pans and lesbian icon, thank you for existing to scold us for being dumbasses mother 🥰

@pretty.pans you idiots are welcome. And yes. I am all that was said, no lies were told, now I have to get back to lesbianing so good day.

@thedragonking sureeee blow us off I was about to get back to gaying away, anyhow 🙄

@blaising yup, I've had my rainbow panic now that I've spoken to you both, time to recharge and prepare for more being a bisexual disaster tomorrow 😍

Potter?

Aww texting me first, again? Must feel like a blow. I was gonna send you a text actually but you beat me to it 😘

Ugh. Well... Against my will, I do want to say that I enjoyed myself. Thank you for that, Potter.

Why are you thanking me?

I wouldn't have gone at all if you didn't bother me about it. I'll have to ask for a proper reward next time, though cos some people now think Blaise and I are a thing. Fucking gross, that is. I'd rather get my face sucked by a dementor.

I'm happy to help but let's not say that, huh?

Ugh, cos they can hear me, right? And they'll come in my window at night and have their fun. Can't wait for that, specially since my patronus is yet to be discovered.

He hadn't been talking about the dementors comment. He had been talking about the part where Draco mentioned people were shipping them. It was just... Weird to imagine Draco making out with another person. Maybe because he hardly witnessed the blonde doing any of that while they were at school. He'd been way too busy being an angsty teenager back then to date anyway, Harry remembered with a fond smile.

Harold? You're not gonna shun me cos of the patronus thing, are you? I know you're too nice for that, of course.

Yeah, sure, course I won't. Scared to lose me so soon, Draco?

Bugger off.

But you haven't, yet? Really?

I know it's pathetic, just shut up.

I don't think it's pathetic. You're projecting.

Draco rolled his eyes. A new notification popped up on his phone and he read it slowly, then clicked on it.

Added to 'Gay and Dangerous'

Blaise: Pans, may I just say I love the name 😍

Pans: I've been waiting for you dumbasses to make up so we could finally have it but noooooo Draco had to be a little bitch about it.

Dray: I'm a little bitch about everything, are you really surprised?

Blaise: Ugh. What made you change your mind, tho? I'm genuinely curious. Happy as fuck but curious.

Dray: I'd rather not say.

Pans: It was Harry, wasn't it?

Blaise: ???
Harry? Which Harry?? Lol I just imagined that he was talking about Harry Potter, that would be something else 😂

Draco flinched. Because of course, Pansy knew. Pansy knew everything. It was bloody exhausting. Just as he was about to reply, Harry shot him a text and he slumped further into his couch.

Sure, don't answer, good to know you realise you're projecting because there are a lot of words I would use to describe you, Malfoy but pathetic will never be among them.

I hate how good he is with words. I fucking hate him, goddammit. He returned to his chat with Blaise and Pansy, narrowing his eyes when she typed something to him again.

Pans: You're talking to Harry Potter right now, aren't you?

Dray: Oh my God. Pans. Stop. Just stop, it's creepy.

Pans: Hey, hey, I only know because I can see into your house right now. Blaise, come by, Draco still lives where we used to stay together. I'll see you two soon.

He looked up and sure enough, Pansy was standing in front of him, bags in hand, lips and a cliche barett screaming at him in red. She was back. She was back and he smiled, despite the fact that he was pissed with her for leaving so long.

"Merlin. You were so focused on him you didn't even hear the portal open. I'm starting to worry about this relationship of yours, my guy-"

Draco scrambled to his feet and wrapped his arms around her. Blaise would soon find them cuddled up and jump right on top of them but in that moment, he felt pure peace from finally being back together with his platonic soulmate.