"Long day today, I can fucking rest now" y/n mumble to themself as they were about to go to bed.
"What's fucking?" The child asked as y/n thought she was at her room.
"If you're under 15 years old and you say that word 3 times, you'll die."
"Oh...ok...imma just head to bed..."
*buzzzz*
"What now?!" Y/n whines as they pull the phone under their bed.
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Xxx-xxx-xxxx
YellO, it is I, the great toothpaste 😗
Xxx-xxx-xxxx
HUH??!! IT'S 1:50AM
AND HELL THE HELL DID YOU GET MY NUMBER??!!
x-xxx-xxxx
Fuck the time🥱
Like If I have a sleep schedule🙄😗
And why are you up when you're complaining that I'm up?🤨
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Y/n
Shut up🙄✋
RandomDudeIMetInTheStreets
I dont Shut up😡
I grow up🦴🫁🫀🧠👅🦶🦵
And when I look at you🤢
I throw up🤮
Y/n
Tf
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Yk, when I first met you, I thought you would be a cool dude by the way you dress and shit but in reality, ur annoying
RandomDudeIMetInTheStreets
Ok ouch-
(I just wanna be fun for my future married lover
*unsent*)
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Y/n
Loser
*read*
Oh shoot
Did I hurt your feelings
Like legit
Frr
Tell meee
I'm sorry
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RandomDudeIMetInTheStreets
Sorry, I was taking a shit
Now what's that image forrrrr
Y/n
I-
There is no need to backread...
RandomDudeIMetInTheStreets
Too late
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Y/n
Yk what, imma sleep gn
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RandomDudeIMetInTheStreets
Goodnight <3
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YOU ARE READING
The Perfect Melody (toothpaste x y/n ff)
Fanfictionnotice there is no wattpad of them so i made one. also i dont know the plot of the new update so might as well do random.
