Things Only Heard in Marching Band: (Profanity Included)
"Shit, I forgot my pants."
"You need to tongue that harder."
"You're still off, pull out a little bit."
"You do a rimshot one more time and I swear to God..."
"If their flags ever rotate at the same time, it's definitely on accident."
"Nah, we didn't get to battle them. ("Why?") Director thought it would end in a fist fight."
"Eighteen people in this drum line, and not ONE of you assfaces remembered to grab the cymbals?! Unbelievable."
"He says 'back to one' again, and I'm shoving those calves up his ass."
"I think the polish fumes got me high."
"Twenty bucks says that stand dumps his music all over the floor."
"Dude! Don't tell him, but there's definitely a part in the field show where we form a giant dick for at least a second."
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Marching Band Quotes
RandomTwo words, Marching Band. Marching band is probably not the most exciting thing for normal people, but it gives us band geeks something to live for. This is a book of quotes about marching band. I do not own any of these quotes, I just found them on...
