HI HI~
Sorry for not updating recently
school sucks lol
and I also am writing a minsung fanfic so lolz
also im working on 2 other chapters
this chapter will update quite often bc my friend group is funny
but i thought about it and my friends say iconic things so here :sparkles:
Out of all the names in the world, that person seriously chose Baby Handle Bar?!?! - Hyunjin
What tf are you? A zesty italian?!? - Seungmin
Shit up. - Minho
u wanna know what i say to beckett (changbin) to annoy him??!?! SHORTY LIKE A MELODY IN MY HEAD - Felix
sweet baby jesus - chan
gamer maids by day, gay mermaids by night - Hyunjin
hey bae -Jisung
hey dad- OH IM SORRY I WAS GONNA TELL YOU A STORY WITH MY DAD SO I CALLED YOU DAD. -jeongin
bro. if you buy store bought guac i will kick you to kurapika. - Seungmin (a/n my friend from costa rica grew up making guac and he gets rlly mad when i bring store bought guac for lunch and he yells at me)
why does this hot dog taste like feet... - jeongin
can jisung be my boyfriend? - minho
if you call me short one more time i will sangwoo your ankles in both ways - changbin
ily = im light yagami -felix
i feel like being an inflatible man bc then i can never fall -jisung
yeah bro i just stole a random kids project im gonna get an a+ now -changbin
screaming is free therapy -Seungmin
i sharted on your pillow so u can get stink eye -Hyunjin
his new glasses make him look like vector. VECTOR, OH YEAH! -Jisung
just get smarter -Minho
bro my social studies class is insane... SOME KID THREW AN APPLE AT A CAR AND IT DENTED -Jeongin
i got in trouble for throwing a cinderella slipper at my brother and he sprayed bleach in my mouth -Jeongin
omg favorite child~ i packed you lunch -Chan
i not emo but deez nuts got man bangs -Changbin
what is fungus -jeongin
whats the point of life... -minho
NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT KILLING YOURSELF!!! >:( i hate myself lol -chan
i just got nail gleu on my face -felix
this is more chaotic than my life support -minho
i faked my own death so i guess you could call me a smooth criminal -chan
moohahahahahah evil cow -jisung
WHAT FLAVOR IS THE RAIN THEN ELIZA (FELIX)???? -Hyunjin
we need some self love in this discord server we are all depressed brocken emo teenagers -chan
*bagette music* zesty italian man arrives. -jisung
Dude I'm litteraly dying of dehydration but I don't wanna go downstairs to get wootah cus there gonna be like a demon or something -Hyunjin
bro why is han such an epic rapper and vocalist -minho
Everything is legal in New Jersey -Seungmin
what is so important at 7:30 on a teusday night wake up before i sangwoo you -Seungmin
Are you a kpop radar now? -chan
if somebody had a gaydar it would go off everytime out friend group gets together -felix
Barbie movies r so good -jeongin
how DARE YOU CALL ME AFTER A DISEASE SPREAD BY MEASLY MINISCULE VAMPIRES -hyunjin
nuggets are meat cookies -jisung
hyunjin's home is the garbage can. -minho
no justin beiber in this car. -chan
banana's can suck my balls -hyunjin
did chi forked Miami so as many backed kid box nuts bud boo Findlay Hoodies jug in you finished disc doubles their -jisung
boo boo tank top -jeongin
fruity fluties -jisung
You petty fools are merely my playthings. evil laugh -hyunjin or minho
if i drown in the toilet my last words were i want pizza - jisung or jeongin
GIVE ME BACK MY HEADPHONES UR GONNA GET YOUR PERM JUICE ON IT-UH -changbin or hyunjin
the only things I like are ants -minho
the drunk dazed music video is my current mood -jisung
all my friends were doing karaoke on voice chat so i joined AND NOBODY IS SINGING BUT INSTEAD JUST LISTENING TO RING DING DONG BY SHINEE FOR GOD WHO KNOWS WHAT -jisung
your teeth are straighter than james charles -hyunjin
DONT WAKE THE BABY -chan
for a full choir this room is pretty empty.. -jeongin
i cant see my eyes -hyunjin
bro why are they hating on me?? why cant they hate on justin beiber or sutton (hyunjin). -minho
OMG CRICKET (hyunjin) WHY DO YOU HAVE NUTS IN UR LUNCH? DEEZ NUTS?? -changbin
OMG ITS SUTTON (hyunjin) BEIBER -minho
why are yall bullying sutton (hyunjin) what did he ever do yo you besides be in your social studies class? -felix
i would have never guessed i would hear joe biden 42 times on the bus in one day.. -jeongin
tyson (minho) just shouted tequila.. im scared.. -chan
color gaurd=demons -lino
hey you is it angle or angel that is the flying white thing? -lino
these stupid lil offensive unaccurate zodiac tiktoks -hyunjin
I keep listening to sad music then it's like "I wanT tO dIe- did u know u can save money with liberty..." hdndhdkbf -jisung
tickiling iS NO LAUGHING MATTER- - hyunjin
