*twerks*
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.Reizel, looking for their glasses: Shine have u seen my specs?
Shine, knowing they are on Reizel's head: No, but i will find them for you, if you pay me enough.
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.Isa: ALL IN ALL, A 100% SUCCESSFUL TRIP!!!
Rice: we- we lost shine-
Isa: ALL IN ALL, A 100% SUCCESSFUL TRIP-
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.Kidnapper, holding Shine at knife point: three million or she's dead
Kainut: aw man.. that's kinda rough.. don't you have a.. yk.. discount or some?-
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.[Angel and Cyril dropping Isa off at the airport]
Angel: Have a safe flight!
Isa: I have no control over that.
Cyril, as they start to drive away: Die then.
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.Rice: why is shine on the counter??
Reizel: She likes to be tall.
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.Irys: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid.
Angel: you
Irys: that's not how that incorrect quote works-
Angel: fuck-
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.Cyril, picking the phone: Shut the fuck up
Shine: It's shine-
Cyril: what the fuck she did now
Shine: No, its me, shine-
Cyril: what the fuck YOU did this time?
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.Kainut: Cyril i need a favour
Cyril: im not giving u a lap dance again
Rice: lap dance?!
Shine: AGAIN?!
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.Random guy: hi angel, how are u?
Angel:
Angel: [freaks out]
Angel: [doesnt know if to say good or okay]
Angel: IM GAY.
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.Shine: Can i get some cereal water?
Reizel: some what?
Shine: cereal water
Reizel: what
Reizel:
Kainut, passing the milk: ofcourse sweetie-
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.Rice: [sends a 6 minute long video]
Cyril, 37 seconds later: haha that was so funny, thanks for sending it
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.Shine, to rice: if i were a gardener, i would put our tulips together
Rice: that's cute
Reizel, to rice: If i were a gardener, you would be my hoe
Rice: ...thanks-
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.Rice: can i have some candy?
Kainut: You know the rules
Rice: no candy before the dinner?
Kainut: nah, thats cyril's rules, my rule is that u bring me a candy too
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.Shine, in full police uniform: [breaking down the door] FREEZE! You're under arrest for robbery
Irys: wait, what did i steal?
Shine, taking off her sunglasses: My heart
Reizel: Shine you are paying for that door.
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.Cyril, texting shine: I wanna put something inside you ;)
Shine: and what's that something ;)
Cyril: a knife ;)
Shine: Wait-
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.Angel: DUDE WHY IS NO ONE REPLYING TO MY TEXTS
Rice: omg chicken wings for dinner
Isa: why is no one listening to me???
Shine: I'm going to the bathroom, do you want to come?
Kainut: Wait what? Can you repeat that Im confused
Irys: this reminds of that one time *repeats some story they already told thrice*
Reizel, invested in the story: WHY TF
Isa: Do you alls want to fucking die?
Cyril: you're all SUFFOCATING me, Move away i need to FUCKING breathe
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