Naruto father scenario

you get in a fight/beaten up

Kakashi:
Someone better have the biggest balls around to try and fight you

Itachi:
You didn't go school because it was dangerous konan was the one who taught you your academics so no fights there and you weren't really allowed to leave the base unless you were on a mission

Orochimaru:
You've been hiding in the bathroom for about an hours now and log was getting worried so he went to see if you were ok having a pretty good idea of what had happened "hey can you let me in kid" he asked when you didn't respond he got even more worried "if you don't let me in I might break the damn door down" he said you opened the door and shut it after he walked in he looked at you and saw you're face "holy shit kid did you get in another fight" he asked kneeling to you're level "does it look like it" you asked "yeah your bleeding a little bit and that's a big gash on your forehead as well and your lip is cut" he said and he grabbed a rag and started cleaning your cuts "was it with the same group of guys" he asked getting the rag wet with cold water "yeah" you said earning a sigh from your older brother "you know I'm gonna have you stitch that right" he said "yeah i guess" you said back he got hydrogen peroxide to disinfect your cuts "let me guess you got surrounded and tried fight but ended getting jump by all of them so hid yourself in hear to hide from parent" he said looking over at you who just nodded "what were you gonna do stitch yourself up" you shook your head "yeah highly doubt it" he said sighing again "i told you that you have to stay away for them" he said to you "I do they just follow me then when they start a fight with me and I fight back there older brothers attack me" you said as he stitched you up "you want to hang out with me I have nothing to do today" he asked you nodded "the next time this happens come home and either me can beat there ass or you avoid the situation all together" log said you nodded and hugged him "we need a excuse incase parent sees my face" you said "how about that you triped on the way home then skidded on gravel and bummed into a tree that caused a tree branch to fall on you" he said making you chuckle "I don't think that would work" you said he nodded and he walked with you to his room then realized he forgot his phone in the bathroom "I'll be right back stay in the hallway I forgot my phone" he said you nodded when you saw orochimaru turned the corner you put you're hood up he saw you and walked up to you "hello buddy" he said with his usual smile "hello parent" you said "why are you wearing a hood inside" he asked confused "uhhh it's cold" you said he reached for the hood "stop" you said grabbing his arm but he used his other arm to pull your hood off and he saw the cuts "what the hell happened to you" he said putting a hand on your face "I got in a fight" you said and you saw his eyes widen a glare plastered on his face "who did this" he asked his voice not sounding normal "parents calm down it's fine" you said trying to calm him "I'LL KILL THEM" he yelled turning to leave but you grabbed him "PARENT STOP PLEASE" you yelled stressed out over the whole situation he looked at you and almost immediately calmed down "I'm sorry" he said hugging you log who saw the whole thing walked up to you guys and picked you up and took you to your room hugging you close to him being log was being very protective of you he put you in bed laying next to you "I love you little brother I'll always be there for you" he said falling asleep next to you he doesn't say it to you but if you died or got hurt he would die because he already lost his sister he couldn't lose you too

Neji:
You tried to walk fast to your room hoping he wouldn't see you but it didn't work "hey what happened why are you bleeding" he asks you turned to him and he saw the cut on your lip and eyebrow "me and girl got in a fight at school" you said he walked up to you and looked at your cuts "come on we need to clean your cuts" he said getting the first aid kit and cleaned your cuts "why did you get in a fight" neji asked you making you tear up "they we talking about grandfather hizashi and I got angry and tackled her" you said neji hugged you "I would have done the same thing" neji said angry and he had a talk with iruka about what the girl said about his father