Shrek the big sexy green ogre, was walking through his swamp, jerking off and singing fortnite raps, at the same time. He was enjoying his jolly ol' time until he noticed an abomination known as a human, it was a charcoal motherfucker by the name of Pines. Shrek was angered by this sudden adventure taken by this random ass nigger, nobody, not even the demons would fuck with this creature known as Shrek. But this loli-man Pines spinned the block on Shrek's swamp. No wildlife survived that terrible encounter, but Shrek was in love from the sudden spout of anarchy on the swap.
And so Shrek waited day in and day out, for this jew to come back, and when he did, THEY GOT STRAIGHT TO FUC-FIGHTING, YEP FIGHTING. The duel began at high noon, Shrek with a cumcannon and Pines with a fucking stick, ready to suck some dicks. That sweet ogre dick. Shrek took the first shot when the birds chriped "OYAAA~" _HEADSHOT_ but it appears Pines ate all the damn cum, which aroused Shrek severely AND THEY GOT STRAIGHT INTO FUC-FISTICUFFS, YEP FISTICUFFS. They beat eachothers dick so hard they both shit, cummed, pissed, and died, at the same time.
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