Invader Zim (UNDER REVIEW)

Just... Don't ask...

Don't ask about this chapter... It's an inside joke... Read it and forget you read it but please read it!

Kim's POV:

I woke up and realized I wasn't in the little house anymore. I was infront of Dib's house on Earth. I couldn't remember how I got there but I had a feeling I had been there for a while. Dib opened the door and I was shocked. He was way taller than I remember. He used to be a little shorter than my shoulder and now he looked a few inches taller than me. He went over to me and helped me up.

"Ready to watch the movie."

I nodded excitedly. We were going to watch a scary movie. How did I know this? Not sure... It was like some instinct told me so. I sat on the sofa and Dib sat next to me. Just like I predicted, he put a scary movie on. We started to watch it and I learned what each organ in the human body looked like. I went over to Dib and rested my head on his chest. He hugged me and sighed. My antenas twitched as I felt his cool breath on my face. He pushed me away and stood up. He was fanning himself with his hand. Then he grabbed his shirt and looked at me.

"It's so hot... Do you mind?"

"Not at all..."

He took off his shirt. I never knew Dib had abs... He probably did but I wouldn't know because I've never seen him without his shirt on. He caught me staring at him and got embaressed. He put his jacket on.

"I thought you were hot... Why did you put your jacket on?"

"I didn't want you to feel uncomfortable..."

"Oh... Um... Thanks?"

He sat on the sofa and I put my head on his chest again. The sound of his heartbeat soothed me. His jacket was unbuttoned. I traced Dib's abs with my finger. He giggled a little bit. I looked up at him, but he was no longer there. I looked around me and everything had gone into darkness. I couldn't even see my hands. I rubbed my eyes and when I opened them, I was back in my little house. Dib was staring at me.

"Have a good dream? You wouldn't stop smiling..."

"A good what?"

"You know, a dream..."

I stared at him confused.

"A dream is like... You imagine something happening and you wake up and realize it never happend..."

"Oh..."

"So..."

"So what?"

"So what did you dream about?"

"Oh... Um... I..."

I didn't know what to say. I could tell him the dream but he would laugh, and I really hated it when people laughed at me. Or I could lie. But I already hesitated so he would notice. I looked at the roof.

"I can't tell you..."

"Why?"

"Well, you were kind of in it..."

"Really?"

"Yea..."

Again DONT ASK ABOUT THIS CHAPTER!!! I'm just glad that this time I didn't get confused and write ass instead of abs... But if I didn't make that mistake I wouldn't have wrote this chapter... Which probably wouldn't have been so bad... Forget this chapter ever happened!!!!