The celebreation

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The survivors are all sitting outside at the farm seeing that rick is in distress. Andrea says why are we all standing here? I'm about to tell you in a sec says rick. Shane was a danger to this community says rick. This isn't a community says the Toronto shordy Andrea. Shut the fuck up Andrea says rick we lost a good man a dangerous man but he went crazy after he went on that run with Otis says rick. He killed otis screams dale. So you killed my fuck buddy now huh who am I gonna fuck definitely not you I'm not into dilfs says Andrea. You know his dick was small anyways Andrea states. YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW WE ALL KNOW SHANE WAS ONE SEXY MOTHER FUCKER rick screams. Can we celebrate his life and not speak about his dick says the cyatty Lori. We will never get to see him or expirrnce him again damn that sucks for me says rick. All of  them pull out their lean chears! Says rick. Why do we just go to a fucking bar instead of getting high on a fucking farm Andrea says.You know she's right their might be more lean their let's get more fucked up t dog says.
At the bar 
Carl stays back with carol and Lori. Hey! Screams out rick put your hands up right now. Woah woah woah kid I'm just trying to light up a joint says bill (from left for dead 1) calm tf down dick weed says Francis (from left for dead 1) at the farm yo wanna listen to a sick beat mom? Says Carl. Yea sure honey says Lori. Carl clicks a boom box button. This is called Carl poppa mom. Carl poppa plays* Ellis from left for dead walks in. Well howdy y'all what's going on in here y'all Ellis screams. Carl says why tf you in my party fam. Watch your language says Lori. Yo is this a party you know what I'm sayyyyin their ain't no party without j R O C. Says jroc( from trailer park boys) is that your name fam? Says Lori. Damn right shordy says j roc. Lori says don't ever call me that. Ight shawty says j r o c. J roc asks what Carl is listening too. Carl poppa it's on top 10 charts fam says Carl. Here are some real tunes fam. J r o c puts on Toronto  drill ♫♫ in the trap with your auntie she whip a brick into her pantie it's why g and Houdini I think she want to get battryed♫♫
J r o c throws up gang signs and sings a long. Hey mom can I say the n word ? Says Carl. No says Lori. Why not I can so he can too says j roc.
At the bar
Rick and bill are having a dance off. Damn this is bring back some memories fam. Says rick. Oh ya kid from what? Says bill. That's why we are here today fam. Where are you kids from you guys speak like hooligans says bill. From the 6ix dawg rick yells.  The 6ix do you mean tor on TO says bill. Yo dawg call the dumb police fam just said tor on TO fam we all know it's tor on o you definitely a Brampton yute fam says rick. I'm actually from scotia says bill. Yk what come with us back to our house fam says rick

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