Hello everyone! The next actual chapter is coming soon, i promise. But in the meantime, enjoy more incorrect quotes!
Stanley: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Narrator: Wasn't Mariella with you?
Mariella: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Stanley: Narrator and I don't use pet names.
Mariella: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Stanley: Honey?
Narrator, from the other room: Yes dear?
*awkward silence*
Mariella: Don't lie to me again.
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Mariella: Some times, I drink milk straight out of the container.
Stanley: The cow???
Mariella: What?
Narrator, disgusted: Stanley, W H Y?
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Narrator: I'm going to show you a picture from last night that really upsets me.
Stanley: Okay, but in my defense, Mariella bet 50 cents that I wouldn't be able to drink all that shampoo.
Narrator: That's not what I wanted to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!
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Narrator: Mariella, can I talk to you for a second?
Mariella: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Stanley are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Narrator: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
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Stanley: If Narrator and I were drowning, who would you save?
Mariella: You two can't swim?
Narrator: It's a hypothetical question, Mariella! who would you save?
Mariella: my time and effort.
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The Stanley Parable
ФанфікиHi everyone. I really like this game, so i decided to make a story based off the Easter Eggs, endings, achievements, secrets, and a bunch of other crap.
