so no one told you life was gonna be this way

hopped into a cab, take me anywhere

shuddup hawkma

15:32

Simp: you were wrong chlo

American: i am never wrong

Simp: well you were this time

American: about what?

Simp: marinette and adrien

the fox says mirage: pfft, yeah OKAY sure buddy

Simp: im telling you!!

Simp: they dont like each other

literally a TMNT: wheres your evidence? bc ive got five bucks saying that they do

Simp: ive heard from BOTH of them that they are interested in other people

American: wait... what???

literally a TMNT: how??

Spots: no identity stuff!!!

the fox says mirage: I KNEW IT

the fox says mirage: I FUCKING KNEW THAT IT WAS MARINETTE

Simp: knew what was marinette???

the fox says mirage: your princess

the fox says mirage: the one that you visit sometimes

the fox says mirage: i knew it was her!!

Simp: h o w

American: oh, puh-lease, it was obvious

literally a TMNT: yeah dude, it kinda was

Spots: huh you actually lasted longer than i thought you were

Simp: one) meouch, bugaboo, you hurt my feelings 😿

Simp: two) AGAIN H O W

the fox says mirage: well ive had my suspicions since you mentioned hanging out with a civilian

the fox says mirage: especially one that you call princess

the fox says mirage: ive seen you save her and i couldve sworn that was what you called her

literally a TMNT: ^^

American: i just remember that one time in battle when she got a bit to close and chat BOOKED it to get to her

the fox says mirage: really? when was that???

American: it was that time when one of the guests at the hotel got akumatized

American: it was kinda funny to watch tbh

the fox says mirage: dang i feel like i missed out

the fox says mirage: but anyway! you just proved my point that shes the one you visit

Simp: im not that obvious, am i?

Spots: yes you are

literally a TMNT: yes you are

the fox says mirage: yes you are

American: yes you are

Simp: 😿

the fox says mirage: so if my theory is correct after our little conversation you just had to go and confirm it for yourself