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baja bitches

mercedes
i am now a single woman

giovanna
WHAT

ryan
FR???

laurel
are u okay???
do u need to talk

mercedes
i never said that i was sad

ryan
bad bitch energy

mercedes
yeah it was for the best he rlly was not a good fit for me

laurel
as long as ur happy bby

giovanna
are we on the market again?
or taking a break

mercedes
back on the market girls
well it's fine bc i'm a whore

giovanna
at least ur self aware

ryan
oof

mercedes
stfu
passing the phone to a bitch who's only personality trait is being half italian and to another bitch who's parents thought she was gonna be a boy and kept the name

ryan
that's not my fault 🤚🏻

laurel
cedes our for blood
🩸

mercedes
but anyways back to the important stuff. yes i dumped cal and it's time to start the boy hunt

giovanna
ON IT

ryan
right behind her

laurel
don't move on too quick and get hurt again

mercedes
ok mom
that's kinda my specialty tho

ryan
fun party trick eh

mercedes
he full of red flags but red my favourite colour so what it do babyyyyyyy

laurel
is that the best mindset

mercedes
no
but
~i do not care~

laurel
u should

giovanna
laur ur no fun

ryan
my brother is single

giovanna
ew

laurel
what

mercedes
it's just like
why would u even say that

ryan
u thought he was hot in 10th grade

mercedes
YEAH I WAS 16 ITS BEEN 4 YEARS

ryan
just saying

giovanna
why u tryna make her ur sister in law so badly

mercedes
yeah pls tell josh to stay 10 ft away from me at all times

laurel
ur taste in men has never been good
very concerning overall

mercedes
i promise i'll try and pick a good one this time

laurel
mhm

ryan
yep 100% believe u definitely

giovanna
heard that one before

mercedes
guysssss

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