a cheesy love story

chapter 2- frenemies

tw: barfing and intense chapter

"omg i hate them now" swiss said as he slammed his locker door

suddenly 2 attractive scrumptious not really but for the story i guess girls walked down tje hallway

"uh this is an all boyz school who the heck are u" swiss asked

the grils looked at him like this 🙄

"omg that's cilantro and oregano!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" a boy screamed

"cilantro and oregano!!!!! i love u two my babies" ms tuna-sage screamed

"ew a boys teacher" cilantro shrieked "get away from us"

"oh no of course i didn't mean it lady cilantro" ms tuna-sage said and got on her knees to bow at the two girls "i will be ur protector in this school"

"ok dirty dog bark" oregano said

"BARK BARK"

"who are they" swiss asked

"U UNEDUCATED NASTY MALE THIS IS CILANTRO AND OREGANO SHUT YOUR NASTY CRUSTY MUSTY SLIMY STINKY MOUTH BEFORE I RIP IT OFF WITH MY CLAWS"

"thank u tuna saturn"

"of course my lord" ms tuna sage said to oregano

"are u dating anyone" a boy asked

"GET AWAY YOU NASTY TESTOSTERONE MALE-"

"it's ok salmon sage i can handle it" cilantro said

"yes i am dating min and were going 2 get married in 5 years" cilantro said

"wait YOUR dating min??????" oregano asked

"yeah 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 of course i am" cilantro said

"uh no ur not" min said from the end of the hall "i'm dating spirit"

spirit blushed which made swiss angry

"HOW DARE U NASTY MALE" cilantro and oregano screamed

they got on all 4s and ran to spirit and started to scratch them

swiss jumped in and farted on the 2 girls which made them pass out

"omg u saved me " spirit gushed

"of course i did bby" swiss said "meet me at the bathroom at 8pm"

"but school closes at 4"

"ok 4:00000000003 then 😠😠 don't be late bby 😉😏"

"omg are u gonna cheat on me" min said

"no 🙄" spirit said "i still love u or whateva"

"were just gonna suck each others toes" swiss said casually

"ok cool ig" min said "so what do we do with the females"

cilantro and oregano were unconcheouse on the floor

"my precious babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ms tuna sage screamed "your nasty male pheromone phart poop smelling carbon dioxide chemical air intoxicated them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

ms tuna sage opened their mouths and barfed in them "come back to lyfe my babies"

cilantro and oregano woke up and spat the barf out "thank the female lords that u are alive" ms tuna sage said while whiping a tear off her face

"who the hell are u" cilantro said

"OMG U DONT REMEMBER ME?????" ms tuna sage screamed

she started crying and sharting "i brought u back to life" she cried

"oh u did" oregano said "cool heres 5 bucks for that"

oregano took 5 bucks out of her wallet and threw it on ms tuna-sage

"see u later min" cilantro said with a wink

spirit got on all fours and started barkinf "WOOF WOOF GO AWAY"

"keep ur nasty dog under control" oregano said

"spirit its ok" min said

"ok" spirit said and blushed

swiss was getting angry again but ignurde his feelings

"i'll see u at 4:00000000003 then?"

"yuh"