a cheesy love story

introduction

welcome 2 my story

collab work w poopoopeepe22 and footfungusgingivitus

the cast lol:

swiss:

- high school sophomore
- 3' 11"
- wears toms 🥺🥺
- listens to hamilton

spirit:

- high school sophomore
- 5' 7"
- supa cool eyeliner ig 🤨
- <3 CORPSE
- used 2 be class clown now #broken 💔⛓

min:

- high school sophomore
- 5' 4"
- sk8ter
- listens to a bunch of random spotify artists who no one knows bc they have an individuality complex /j

sofa:

- high school sophomore
- 5' 100"
- a TRIPLET??? 🤨🤨
- listens to mediocre radio pop music lol

uranus:

- high school sophomore
- 5' 1"
- cottagecore 🥺
- listens to boy in red

the extras ew

pom pom trio who no one knows:

alvin, elliot, and liam
- why are they even here?? 🤨🤨
- boys who don't know when to shut up
- gossip in the locker room and underneath the classroom tables for no reason
- nasty
- lazy cheerleaders 🤣🤣
- no one even knows who they are but they think they're the qween bees #uwu #girlboss

lexa:
- no photo lol
- hates being in pics
- kpooper
- EMO BUT UWU?? 😕

sriracha:
- who is this person
- we actually don't know her but it's ok
- junior

cilantro:
- pathological liar
- has a crush on min
- seaweed #4lifers 🤞
- body shamer/shamee wtf

oregano:
- besties w cilantro
- unnecessary condiments
- no personality 😐

ok lol the end

authors note: this is a joke pls don't kill me or doxx me i am just trying to live a life get a job marry and have some kids and die as an elder my life can't be threatened bc of a fanfic which is unintentionally written i wrote this with no common sense pls spare me 🙁 i swear i have no money to give u if u rob me but i do have cute rv photocards if that will compensate