Chairman: Dear Director.
Fade in to the Reds (except Thea) in one Warthog being chased by another
Chairman: Our laws are not designed to outline every possible infraction that may take place! However the spirit of the law is clear. Blatant disregard for the safety and well-being of our citizens, in any form, will always be a punishable offense, regardless of how well, or by whom that offense has been justified.
The Reds are in the lead car, being fired upon
Simmons: Here they come!
Sarge: Simmons, what're you waitin' for? Shoot 'em!
Simmons: I can't! The stupid gun is jammed!
Sarge: Step on it, Grif.
Grif: Yeah, no shit!
Sarge: Whose idea was it to steal a jeep from these guys anyway?
Cut to Wash, Thea (who was holding her magnum) and the Blues watching
Washington: Nuhh, I knew this plan wouldn't work.
Church: We all knew this plan wouldn't work. None of our plans ever work.
Caboose: That's why we carry guns.
Thea: Thank god I stayed behind.
Shawn: We should've excepted this.
Washington: (Mockingly) "We can get a car, no problem. We're better with vehicles than the Blues, let us handle this." Why did I even listen to them?
Church: I told you not to.
Washington: Yeah, well, I already stopped listening to you three bases ago.
Caboose: Well that's not very-
Washington: And I never started listening to you.
Shawn: Maybe you should've known that this would happen.
Washington: Don't make stop listening to you.
Thea: (In a battle droid voice) The new guys are being cashed by the republic dogs maybe we should let them be because their stupid.
Washington: And certainly don't make me stop listening to you.
Thea: (Snorts and in a battle droid voice) Roger Roger.
Washington: (Sighs)
The chase continues.
Sarge: Force them into the wall!
Grif: On it!
The pursuing car enters the base
Grif: Where'd they go!?
Sarge: Did ya lose 'em?
Grif: Looks like it.
They skid to a stop as the other car works its way through the base.
Sarge: What in Sam Hell? I don't believe it.
Grif: Well Sarge, I guess you owe me an apology. Turns out I'm not such a bad driver after-
The other jeep emerges from the base right in front of them
Grif: ...all.
The other jeep's gunner turns the turret toward them
Grif: Aw come on, what the hell!
The Blues watch the chase resume
Caboose: Aw man. That jeep has a really big gun.
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 6
FanfictionTex is gone and the reds and blues have been relocated but sarge and Thea stayed behind at blood gulch. A new enemy has risen from the shadows. Agent Washington has recruited the Blues and Thea to help him stop the foe and secrets are revealed to Th...
