Little DeltaTales

Parte 1

Twelve:"Hey Veronica, do we have any books about turtles?"

Pretender:"Hard back?"

Twelve:"Yeah. With little heads."

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Rain, talking to Six:"Why do you swear so much?"

Six:"Because someone has to pick up the slack around here."

Rain:"Then did you teach Pretender and Twelve swear words?"

Six:"Only the English ones."

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Mono:"If I get dropped by Six again, I will flip."

Six:"You did a flip when you were falling. I saw it."

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Pretender:"Your ugly."

Six:"I didn't crawl out of hell just to be poorly insulted by a Barbie doll that can't do her own makeup."

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Thin Man:"Hey Six, what is 'Onlyfans?'"

The Lady, spits out her tea:"Who told you about that site?"

Thin Man:"Raincoat Girl did."

The Lady:"That little-"

Thin Man:"Why do you have an onlyfans?"

The Lady:*Dies*

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The Lady:"In life you'll need to make sacrifices, but it's best to sacrifice someone else."

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Six:"Show yourself you coward! Come down and fight me like the chicken you are!"

RK:"What is Six doing?"

Mono:"Rain pranked Six and hid her raincoat, now she wants to fight God."

RK:"What."

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Twelve, talking to Rain:"Don't tell anyone this but, your my favorite."

Rain:"Thanks but reconsider!"

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Mono:"We've all got our demons."

Mono, grabs Six:"But this one is mine."

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Rain:"What do you when you run out of food?"

Mono:"Find some."

RK:"My nomes are excellent scavengers. We'll find some easily."

Twelve:"I don't think you want my answ-"

Six:"Cannibalism. Both for me and Twelve."

Pretender:"Please let go of my brother."

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Six:"I have an idea."

RK:"No murder."

Six:"But-"

RK:"No."

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Pretender: Are they stupid?

Twelve: Yes, but they prefer to be called RK.

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Pretender: "I mean. Six's just standing there now."

Pretender: "Waiting for me, I guess."

Pretender: "But it's okay, I think they've pretty much settled down."

RK: "Settled down?"

Pretender: "Well, they only stabbed me once."

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Six: "But what about Mono? They were my SOULMATE!"

Rain: "You said that about a ball of yarn once!"

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*Twelve rushes by with an armful of water bottles*

RK: "What's going on?"

Pretender: "Twelve wouldn't drink water."

RK: "...And?"

Pretender: "And I asked them how fast they could chug an entire bottle."

Twelve, loudly: "16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!"

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Mono: "I am strong! I beat Rain at arm wrestling!"

Pretender: "Anyone can beat Rain at arm wrestling!"

Rain: "Hey-"

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Pretender: "I hope you have an explanation for this."

Mono: "We have three actually-"

Six: "Pick your favorite."

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The Lady: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.

Pretender: Thank you for your sacrifice, Six.

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RK: "Six, I am questioning your sanity..."

Twelve: "I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start."

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Twelve: "I asked Spoons out."

Six: "Oh, I'm sorry."

Twelve: "Why?"

Six: "Well, I assume they said no."

Twelve: "No, they said yes."

Six: "Really? Then I'm sorry for them."

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The Lady: "I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted."

Mono & Six:

Six: "Only one...?"

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The Lady: "Guys where did RK go?"

Thin Man: "He got arrested."

The Lady: "How the hell-"

RK: *bursts in through the window* "The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people."

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Mono: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Spoons: "Pfft, I don't have a crush on Twelve I just think they're cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about them."

*Later that night*

Spoons, very much awake: "Uh oh."