Little DeltaTales

Parte 3

Pretender: "There. How do I look?"

The Lady: "Like a cheap French harlot."

Pretender: "French?!"

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The Lady: "Why would you do that?"

Mono: "Because I feel guilty."

Thin Man: "Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good."

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Pretender: "I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why."

Six: "Only if you also don't ask why."

Six: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of her bag*

Pretender: ...

Pretender, grabbing a skull: "This one will do."

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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a knife*

RK: "Rude."

Pretender: "That's fair."

Twelve: "Not again."

Six: "Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?"

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RK: "Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges."

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Six: "If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down."

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Pretender: "Y'know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts."

Six: "Hey, Pretender."

Pretender: "GOD DAMNIT!"

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Mono: "Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait."

Six: "You and me!"

Mono: *tearing up* "Ok."

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Pretender: "Do we have any orange juice left?"

Twelve: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*

Twelve: "Sorry, we're all out."

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Rain: "I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on."

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Pretender: "I have a problem."

Spoons: "If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help."

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The Lady: "Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder."

The Lady: *glares at Spoons*

Spoons: "Well, sorry I have morals!"

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Mono: "It's locked. You got a lock pick?"