Rules on How to Survive One Piece

Whitebeard Pirates

1. Don't Eat Strange Stuff.

Seriously, don't.

You don't know if it's poisonous or not.

I'm looking at you, swirly fruit.

I'm not falling for your charms.

I ate one of your kind before and let me tell you, it tasted nasty with a capital n.

It wasn't my fault, I was really hungry.

I just woke up in this world and I assumed that it's around the time where I would've woken up and gotten ready for my first day as a sophomore in high school because I felt mentally tired and so done.

Now, I feel even more done with life.

I'm hungry, I don't know where I am, and I just want to eat breakfast.

Oh, yeah. I want to go back to the waking world too. I must be dreaming because I can't just end up in a forest when I wake up.

If I eat in my dream, that should at least lessen my hunger pangs, right?

And that's how I ate a very nasty fruit.

I'm lucky that it wasn't poisonous.

2. Don't dine and dash.

Honestly, it was an accident.

I didn't mean for this to happen.

I had my wallet, I swear.

I just...lost it somewhere.

Damn, that kid probably took it when he bumped into me.

Now I have marines chasing after me.

If I thought about it, the currency I have probably isn't effective here.

I knew it was weird that people were taking out those weird paper and coin currency with those weird designs.

I mean, the money sign looks very elegant but still, it's weird.

Guess I'll have to get used to it and earn some money.

3. Avoid the marines (when you have a bounty).

Especially when you have a bounty.

Which wasn't my fault by the way.

I blame the kid.

The marines will chase you till the ends of the seas.

Honestly, if it wasn't for the guns, swords, handcuffs, or shouts, I would feel flattered that their attention is on me.

...

Actually, avoid the marines anyway.

That funky looking marine doesn't look too nice.

...

I was right. That funky looking marine used dirty tactics to try and capture me. He was a little perverted too.

Don't worry though, I hit him in a place that doesn't shine for those insulting comments.

4. Just mind your business. Don't go acting like a hero.

Especially when you don't know how to fight.

I should've asked my parents to enroll me in some martial arts class or self defense class.

Well, it's too late now.

At least I'm good at running away.

It helps to have a bunch of mean looking, buff pirates chasing after you while threatening you to eviscerate you in the most painful way possible.