An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts.
Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.
All of a sudden, someone dropped from the ceiling, starling me. I looked up at the scary vampire. He had his arms crossed, as he stared me up and down. I was terrified of him.
The vampire in question:
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
Then another boy appeared out of nowhere, speeding around the room to get in front of me. This guys was even scarier. He made me shiver in my spot.
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
"W-Who are they?" I whispered to Jungkook.
"Those are my brothers. That's Hoseok Cummer, and that's Suga Cummer."
I gave him a blank look.
"You brought a human to our house!" Suga hissed as his fangs showed.
"Oh Naur, please don't hurt me!" I begged while biting my lip to look more submissive.
"Y/N"
"Yeah?" I looked up at Jungkook.
"Stfu."
"Okay."
"She's not staying human for long." Jungkook told his brother.
"I'm not?" I looked at him.
"I'm going to make her fall in love with me and then when she's not aware I'll bite her in her sleep and turn her into a vampire so that we can become even stronger!" Jungkook schemed.
"She's right there." Hoseok muttered as he pointed at me.
"Don't mind me, I didn't hear anything." I shook my head, enjoying the idea of Jungkook falling in love with me even though he just said he's faking it.
"Here, this is for you." Jungkook handed me a piece of paper that was folded.
"Wow." I blushed. "You shouldn't have." Just as I was opening the paper, I saw a drop of blood hit the floor. "Paper cut." I moaned and looked up to see Suga and Hoseok hyperventilating.
