You: Relax, Hop'.

Hopper: Smug son'of'a'bitch...

You: I don't like him too.

Hopper: As the spanish say "puta gringo". It's a old saying that the kebab take-away owner says to me. It means like "Wind is love and Star-blasters are life"

I begin dying laughing.

Hopper: What?

He says confused

You: Jim. I love you.

I still continue to laugh my ass off.

Hopper: It's been a year we been like this.

I calm down.

You: It started in the backyard when we first had a smoke together.

Hopper: No.

He says making me sound like a dumbass.

You: Oh yeah? Well when?

Hopper: When I found you on the road.

He puts an arm around me. I look up at him and we do our handshake where we clap our hands together and lock it into place.

We both take a puff as he begins laughing.

I don't pay attention to it but he begins to laugh harder.

You: Whats so funny, Jim?

I look up at him, having a smirk.

Hopper: I just realised, I've been smoking with a kid for a year as a chief officer.

We both look at eachother and begin to laugh our asses off.

TV: Boggy going on the ropes!! Is he going to fall on Predator?! HE'S DOING IT! HE'S GOING FOR IT!

Boggy falls ontop of Predator when he's down as the crowd starts boo'ing.

TV: HE DID IT!! PREDATOR MIGHT NOT MAKE IT!

Hopper: Bullshit!!

You: Noo!!!

*Timeskip*

It's night time and I stand up from the sleeping Hopper living room.

Me and Mike hop out the house at the same time and I get on my skate board as he gets on his bike. We ride to the huge market and see the crew.

Lucas: You're late.

Will: Again.

Mike: Not with that attitude.

We enter in.

Lucas: Oh, let me guess. You smooch with El and ditch your friends.

We all push past people down a escalator. We move to the ice-cream shop as Mike rings the bell.

Steve: Oh, fuck. I swear if anyone hear about this-

Everyone: We're dead.

We use the back doors of the shop to sneak into the cinema. We enter the room and sit down in our seats to watch the movie. We watch for a minute the but the whole place has a power-outage. Everyone groans.

You: Must have been whole Hawkings.

Mike: What could have done this shit?!

Lucas: I wanted to watch.

He whines.

Max: No shit, sherlock! One has been quiet this whole time!

You: What do you mean?!

Max: Don't act dumb-

You: Shut up, bub.

The whole place lights up again and electricity starts working again. We all applaud. I look at the movie with the crew.

*Timeskip*

You: So, you're telling me, we are walking this whole way just to talk to Dustins imaginary girlfriend?

El: Yup.

I walk between El and Mike so they don't hold hands.

We walk up a mountain talking.

Mike: Yo, guys!

El: Curfew, we gotta go.

Mike: Yup.

El: Later, goodluck.

They run away holding their hands.

You: I'll fucking kill him.

I say angrily. My blood boiling.

Dustin: It's bullshit!

Lucas: Been like this all summer!

Max: It's romantic.

Will: Gross more like. Look whats it doing to One!

Flames start coming out my mouth.

You: It's so fucking annoying.

Max: Hot-mouth.

She mocks.

You: This prick turns up to her house and they make out all day just to rub it in my face.

Max: Jealous?

You: If I wanted Eleven, I got her. I got every moment and chance.

Lucas: Do it! Please!

Dustin: Just end our suffering, One!

Max: That's not right.

You: I'll split them apart. Like I split a guys guts out one by one.

I say as the fag in my mouth moves around.

We drop all of the equiment for the radio thing to talk to his girl. Well, I just lay there, relaxed in the sun. Once its built its a massive radio tower. He talks into it.

Dustin: Suzie, this is Dustin, do you copy?

He talks to into it for a long time and nothing happens. So dumb.

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