read this when you're lonely • lee jeno

19.

or more like an excuse to
leave the house more
often when they come

my brain so fucking
sexy

JENO
and what is it?

SHOULDER GANGSTER
I got a part time
job :D

ew I'm so happy
I'm using those
stupid emojis

I feel like jaemin 🤢🤢🤢

JENO
part time job where

SHOULDER GANGSTER
at some convenience
store.

gonna work two
shifts. one after
school and one
at night

I'm finally gonna have
a good excuse to leave
the house because
I'm telling you, it's gonna
be gross 🤢

the kids are gonna
be sticky and messy
with their stupid
ipads and the
aunts are gonna be
using some Chinese
traditional medicines
to rub their cracking joints

when I tell you I'm
gonna scrub the fuck
out of my house when
they leave-

JENO
not my fault
you purchased a house
fit for a family of fucking 5

SHOULDER GANGSTER
I like big spaces and I
have a fucking dog tyvm

my baby needs space
to run around 🥺

that's why I bought
a place with a backyard
too.

but now with the
family over, those
darn children will
roll in the mud and stain
my carpets 💀

JENO
sucks to be u
I guess.

my family doesn't care 🤪

SHOULDER GANGSTER
😐

anyways what r u
doing.

jacking off?

like always?

JENO
fym like always

do I look like a
fucking sex demon to u??

SHOULDER GANGSTER
lowkey yeah.

if u became a ceo,
I would think ur
like that guy
from 50 shades of grey

JENO
😐

jeno jr is inactive.

has been inactive
since I was 13

SHOULDER GANGSTER
so u jacked off when you
were 13? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

JENO
....

look I was curious

haven't done it
since I swear-

SHOULDER GANGSTER
and whys that?

JENO
because...

I don't want to
become... an addict

SHOULDER GANGSTER
SO YOU LIKED IT HUH

JENO
mf. if it wasn't nice,
why are there a bunch of
people in the world jacking
off at this very moment?

SHOULDER GANGSTER
.

ok u win.

I guess.

but.

I can't see u the
same anymore.

so bye 💞

JENO
I hate you.

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WOODEN door creaking open, a tired eunha appears from behind, taking off her shoes off and kicking the door shut with one foot.

"welcome back eun"
eunha looks up to see jeno in a black hoodie, crossing his arms while looking at her with a small bread smile.
man didn't do anything wrong yet she felt slightly pissed at how he looked so comfy and clean while she was sweaty and gross. but the pissy mood was instantly washed away when he handed her a glass of cold water, exactly what   she had needed at that very moment.

"here. I don't know what job you just had but I thought you'd be tired when you returned" jeno says while eunha looks at him with grateful eyes as she chugs down the whole cup. "thank you so much-"

"no problem. now go take a shower and I'll call for food delivery" he helps take   eunha's bag, setting it on a chair while gesturing for her to go get cleaned up. "oh yeah, I fed your dog as well since I thought it'd be her dinner time by now"

eunha's eyes glance to her dog who was laying on the couch on its side, sleeping with its tongue poking out slightly. "so cute" she pouts. "wanna give her kisses but it might wake her up"

jeno rubs his nape awkwardly. "yeah I think I kinda fed her too much- pupper immediately went into a food coma"

eunha lets out a tired laugh. "don't feed her too much. I don't want my dog to get fat"

he salutes. "noted. now go take a shower, I'll order pizza"

her face turns into a lazy smile and she blinks slowly. "pizza... "
the corner of jeno's lips pull up into a small smile, enjoying every time she goes into a dreamy state everytime there's a mention of food.

"what are you smiling at?"

jeno shakes his head and snaps out of it. "nothing- just got happy thinking about pizza too. haven't ate it in a while" he says, covering it up with an innocent smile.

"aw I see. I'll go take a shower now. can you order a pepperoni pizza?"

jeno nods. "yeah sure, I was thinking you'd want a Hawaiian pizza to go with it?"

eunha scrunches her nose and shakes her head. "no thanks, I don't like pineapples"

"then I'll get a barbecue duck pizza then"

"sounds good. thanks jeno!" she flashes a bright smile and hops to her room to take a shower. jeno watches her disappear behind the room door with a warm feeling in his heart.

"geez, what are you doing to me-"