Behind The Bloops #3

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Author: *claps hands loudly* alright, people! Places!

Patton: *sitting on the floor shirtless with a mermaid tail attached to his lower half* um... can anyone help me over to the pool please?

Roman: yeah me too– OOF!

Remus: *cackles and drags Roman towards the pool by his tail*

Roman: REMUUUUUSSSS!!!

Thomas and Janus: *has their faces covered in dots*

Janus: *pouts* I can't believe you casted me as a crab...

Author: well, at least you'll only have to act through facial expressions.

Thomas: ooh ooh, call me... Thomas ✨ Flounders ✨.

Author: oh my gosh–

SPLASH!

Roman: YOU BITCH!

Remus: *runs off laughing maniacally, slips on water, falls into pool* FUCK!

Roman: hAH!

Author: *sighs and shakes head* where's Logan?

Virgil: *enters room in his costume* he's on his way. *huffs and glares down at his outfit* I look ridiculous!

Janus: *rolls eyes* of course you'd think tha–

Virgil: PFFT, you're a fucking crab!

Janus: *turns to Author* you really couldn't have made me a servant instead??

Author: *waves hand dismissively* it's for comedic relief.

Janus: comedic relief for WHAT?!

Author: *smirks* for the ✨ angst ✨

Janus: you– *remembers the script* oh... Oh N O–

Logan: *walks in lookin like a snacc* sorry for the delay, I got caught up in makeup.

Patton: *widens eyes at seeing Logan*

Remus, from the pool: *whistles* looking good, calculator watch!

Logan: *rolls eyes but then catches sight of Patton*

Author: ...guys?? We're like, way behind schedule already–

Patton: *blushes under Logan's gaze* h-hey, honeybee.

Remus: *leans over to Author, soaking wet* you're going to need a bigger boat.

Author: *looks at Remus in confusion* ...what? What does that mean??

Remus: *whistles as he casually walks away*

Author: BRO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!!

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Author: "and presenting the distinguished court composer, Ethaniel Dolos Demetrius Damien Declan Dorian Janus!"

Janus: *chokes on air* what in my name's sake was that?!

Author: your name but with a little extra ✨ spice ✨

Janus: ugh, I would've made a better sea snake.

Author: pfft, I know~

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Author: *hands Patton a green fish plushy* this will serve as Thomas' cgi placement.

Patton: awww *squeezes plushy* he's so–

Author: wait no don't–

Patton: CUTE!!

*plushy explodes open*

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