Randomness (made purely out of boredom)

Discord Chat #4: Ahsoka's Secret

Fiend has added Tex, Vile, Church, Caboose, DoomGuy and Godzilla to the chat

Fiend has renamed this chat "Ahsoka's Secret"

Fiend: GUYS SOMETHING HAPPENED

Tex: I'm a girl

Church: you're a computer, making you genderless

Tex: at least I have balls

Godzilla: I don't have balls

Caboose: what are balls?

DoomGuy: EVERYONE LET FIEND TALK

Fiend: OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK so I was talking with Ahsoka in DMs the other day. you know, attack plans, basic chatter

Vile: stuff lovers usually do?

Fiend: yeah. Godzilla you feel me right?

Godzilla: yeah me and Mothra do that sometimes

Church: she's an egg. Mothra is an egg. you are talking to an egg

Godzilla: SHE'LL HATCH SOON!!!!

Tex: what was that about Godzilla not having balls despite being male-

Fiend: GUYS!! AHSOKA SAID SOMETHING THAT INSULTS MY ENTIRE BEING!!

Godzilla: I reproduce asexually, meaning I don't need balls. and because I don't eat I don't have a butt either

Caboose: wooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Vile: um is this relevant right now Godzilla-

Godzilla: hey Texas asked

Fiend: EVERYONE LISTEN TO ME AHSOKA SAID SOMETHING BAD

DoomGuy: and that thing was?

Fiend: I'll send a screenshot

Tex: this had better be worth it

Fiend:

Vile: SHE DID NOT

Church: DID SHE ACTUALLY SAY THAT!??!!

Caboose: FAT BUGS BUNNY IS HILARIOUS!!!

Godzilla: this screenshot offends me

Tex: what in the actual fuck

DoomGuy: loads shotgun with malicious intent

Fiend: SHE SAID THAT TO MY FACE!!!

Godzilla: what did you do?

Fiend: I slapped her in the face, then on the ass

Fiend: then on the ass again

Fiend: and again

Tex: TMI Fiend TMI

Vile: yeah sir thats.... we don't need to know about you and Commander Tano's private moments

Fiend: the point is she thinks Big Chungus isn't funny

Tex: so where is she right now?

Fiend: tied up in the basement stuck watching the Rise of Skywalker and Godzilla 1998 on repeat

Godzilla: oh that sucks

Vile: a well deserved punishment

Tex: how long has she been down there?

Fiend: like 2 days

Tex: ...

DoomGuy: ...

Vile: ...

Church: ...

Caboose: ...

Godzilla: ...

Fiend: what?

Ahsoka has joined the chat

Ahsoka: FIEND WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE BEING TIED UP AND STUCK WATCHING 2 SHITTY MOVIES!?

Fiend: you said Big Chungus isn't funny

Ahsoka: ITS JUST A FAT BUGS BUNNY HOW IS THAT FUNNY!?!?

Fiend: ...

Godzilla: ...

DoomGuy: ...

Fiend: yeah we can't see each other anymore

Fiend has left the chat

Tex: all this over a fat bugs bunny

Godzilla: Texas Big Chungus is funny

Tex: shut up

Tex has left the chat

Church has left the chat

Caboose has left the chat

DoomGuy has left the chat

Vile has left the chat

Godzilla: so uh.....

Ahsoka: yeah I need to find Fiend and kick his ass

Ahsoka has left the chat

Godzilla: ok

if you think Big Chungus isn't funny please install some brain