Hoodie: wow, just, wow, Masky. Is this the reason why we came in here?
Masky: what? No! It's for cheesecake dude! Cheesecake! Well, maybe partially that too..
Toby: GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE YOU TWO. AND I'M NOT A GIRL. I'M A MAN.
Jeff: what's with him? *still spraying Toby with the fire extinguisher*
Masky: beats me. I think its one of those lady issues.
Jeff: you mean...
Masky: yes, only, it's called men periods. Or MENStration. You get what I'm saying?
Jeff: dude, that makes so much sense. Not only for Toby, or me, but for all the men around the world! *tries to slow clap but can't cause he's holding a freakin' fire extinguisher.*
Jeff: *looks at Hoodie* will you slow clap for me?
Hoodie: *slow claps*
Toby: *flips the table* I f*cking don't have women genitals, you mother fu-
Yuzuki: oh, yeah! After you guys are done, give me some pancakes will you? *chuckles*
((Silence))
Masky: SHE'S JUST A GIRL, AND SHE'S ON FIIIREEE~
Toby: f*ck you, Masky. *rages towards Masky*
Masky: *does a British accent* FAREWELL, MY DEAR POPPET.
Masky and Hoodie went out the of the kitchen immediately. Meanwhile, Jeff is still spraying Toby with the fire extinguisher.
Toby: the f*ck is a **poppet?!
Jeff: ... It means you're a peni--
(A/N: ^that joke is so unlike me though, I wanna make you guys laugh so-- xD)
Toby: *hits Jeff's head*
Jeff: *sprays MOAR of what's inside the fire extinguisher.*
Toby: what the hell, Jeff?!
Jeff: don't, 'WTH' me! You should be thankful I saved your life, bastard!
Toby: *gets a knife*
Just imagine the worst thing that could happen between them, scary right? Yuzuki just shrugged it off, knowing that they'll still live.
Sally: Yuzuki!!!!
Sally called out in a far distance. Yuzuki shot up from the sudden noise once again.
Yuzuki: what is it?
Sally: wanna play with me? (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))
In some cases, if Yuzuki was 'normal', she find that sentence creepy. But I guess right now since the kid likes her, it doesn't seem scary. Or like it doesn't have any other meaning.
Yuzuki: um..sure? I guess..
Sally: yayy! Now let's play dolly together!
Yuzuki's eyes widened, realizing that something feels wrong. She felt like backing out all of a sudden. 'I don't do dolly, so...'
Yuzuki: uh.. What do you mean... By.. Let's play.. Dolly?
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It's An Instinct {Creepypasta Story} [ON HOLD]
FanfictionSupposedly, this story is about unlocking the mysteries in a girl's life. Her name is Yuzuki Lloyd. A half-American, half-Japanese teenager. But the mysteries in this girl's life isn't normal and will never be normal. Suffering ever since she was a...
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