Are You Alright? // South Park

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Fanfiction

"no, absolutely fucking not." In which a girl from New York moves to small town in the middle of nowhere and gains a harem. Started: June 30th, 2021 *slow updates*

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No, because I'm not your girlfriend.

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by lankskank

                                    
                                              Kenny:
*Insert Coonstagram post*
I LIEK
Clyde: 
SHE GOT COONSTAGRAM?? 
Kenny:
hell yeah i made it with her B) 
Clyde: 
I LOVE WOMEN 😩
Tweek:
sjes so prety! 
Craig: 
nice 
Cartman: 
too much shoulder, immediate detention. 
Kyle:
Shut up fatass! She looks great 
Leo:
Yeah! She looks spendid!!
I continued reading their messages, chuckling at their stupidity. I checked back at the time and it was already 5:55. I got out of my room, backpack on back, and walked into the living room. I grabbed my shoes off the floor and put them on. Then, I was out the door. 
It wasn't a long walk, it was literally 10 seconds max. I knocked on the door and awaited for someone to open it.
Alas, the door opened and I expected to see Kyle but instead, I saw a black haired boy. 
"Uh, hi dude!" I greeted awkwardly. 
"Hi!" He turned his head around and shouted, "KYLE, I THINK YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S AT THE DOOR. CAN I LET HER IN?" 
My eyes widened and I heard loud frantic foot steps coming from down the hall. 
"Ike! Jesus Christ! She's not my girlfriend, move it!" Kyle exclaimed, exasperated. He pushed the boy out of the way and shooed him off. He looked back at me and I cocked an eyebrow. 
"I'm so sorry, that was my brother, Ike." He apologized, looking flustered. I laughed, "It's fine. Can I come in?" I placed my hand on the door frame. 
"Oh of course! The others are probably coming soon." He moved out of the way to let me get by. I removed my shoes and set them near the door. The layouts of the houses are basically the same in South Park, so I found the living room with ease. In the living room was Ike playing on a Nintendo Switch. He seemed pretty concentrated on whatever game he was playing, so I let him be. I walked over to the TV and set down my bag. 
I sat on my calves and pulled out the system. Kyle came into the living room, peering over Ike's shoulder to see what he was playing. His eyes bounced off of Ike and on to me. He walked over and sat beside me.
"Whatcha doing?" He inquired. 
"I'm trying to figure out how to set up this karaoke system." I answered, system in hand.
"Oh! Here, let me help!" He took it from my hands and started to connect it to the TV. 
"You seem to know what you're doing," I mumbled.
"Cartman used to have one and I had to set it up for him. I smashed it after he wouldn't stop singing Poker Face." He laughed. I giggled at the thought of Cartman singing Poker Face. Kyle stood up straight after he was finished setting up the system. On cue, I heard a knock at the door. 
"I'll get that!" Kyle said, as he rushed toward the door. I walked over to Ike after Kyle rushed out of the living room. I sat down next to him to see what he was playing.