Ms. Girl and Mr. Boy (one direction fanfic)

Halleluja

Haleys POV
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"Kaitlyn? Why are you sneaking around with a tub of Nutella?" I ask.

"Oh, like you don't do this every night." she says.

"Touchè."

"I'm bringing this to Zayn's room." she says.

I follow her and help her bring it to his room, but all of the boys attack us with hugs and kisses to the cheek.

"Ewwww! Boy germs!" I yell.

I look to find Kaitlyn making out with Zayn.

"Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener!" I yell. I always say that condom joke.

"Shut....up...." Kaitlyn says in between kisses.

"Eww! Come on! Keep it pg! There are children present! Me!" I yell covering my eyes.

"What... ev... er...." she says.

NASTY people!

"You know.... me and you could always do that sometime..." Niall trails off.

As much as I would love that, I had to play it cool.

"I'll pass." I say.

"Why?" He asks confused.

I slowly walk up to him and put my forehead up against his.

"Give me your hand." I say.
He gives me a confused look, but he gives me his hand anyways.

I look at his palm, lick his hand, scream "hallelujah!", Then run away.

Smooth Haley, smooth.

"Hey! Come back here!" Niall yells and tackles me.

I'm on the bottom and he's on the top.

That sound really wrong.

"Sup." I say in the cool way when you nod your head.

"Sup." he says.

"All I get is 'sup'?! This is an outrage!!!" I yell.

"I can get off-"

"No. your fine here."

"Haley, you can't stay like this forever."

"Niall, watch me."
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I know! I know! Short chapter... I'm sorry...

This chapter is dedicated to a guy named tristan because (1) he needs to update his story(2) he needs to ask laurel out(3) because I ran out of people to dedicate this to.

Oh! If you want me to dedicate it to you comment right there--------->

-Haley(ate chocolate)