Ms. Girl and Mr. Boy (one direction fanfic)

Nutella run...

Kaitlyns POV
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I walk out of my room and down the hallway. the guys let us stay at their house-I mean mansion for the time being. I'm on a quest for Nutella.

I stop in my tracks when I hear sobbing.

I back track and peek through the crack in the door.

I see Haley sobbing into her hands.

"Hales, what's wrong?" I ask, concerned. Haley never cries unless it's something big.

"He-he threw him away!" She bursts into another round of sobs.

"Threw who away?" I say softly.

"Mr. Krabs threw the Krabby patty away!" She sobs. I take that back about her crying only over something big.

"It's ok! There are other Krabby patties in the sea!" I coo.

"O-o-ok... what are you doing up so late?" She asks.

"I'm on a Nutella run. You?"

"Oh! I already raided their kitchen of chocolate, gummies, ice-cream, peanut butter, Nutella, and hot fudge." she replies proudly.

"Yas!" I say and we go to the closet where she's keeping all of the snacks.

Yum!

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Haleys POV
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"Oh my gosh Haley! Where are our clothes?!" Kaitlyn yells.

"Hm?" I mumble out of my pillow.

"Haley you have no clothes on!" Kaitlyn yells again.

"What?" I look down at my body and realize that I only have my smurf bra and underwear."ahhhh!" I scream.

"They got us back, Haley..." Kaitlyn mumbles.

I mutter a line of curse words and open the door.

"There are guys here." Kaitlyn replies flatly.

"Yeah, so?" I ask.

"Whatever. tell me when you get our clothes back." Kaitlyn waves me off while jumping on the bed to watch sponge bob.

I go down the stairs and into the living room.

I stand there with my hand on my hips until everyone's eyes are on me.

"Give.me.back.my.clothes.now." I say.

"Nope! I'm enjoying the view." Harry grinned cheekily.

"Listen, if you don't give me my clothes back." I start, taking a step closer."i will personally chop your balls off and make you eat them."

"Nope he won't!" Liam says.

"Please?"

"Nope" Niall replies.

"Pretty please?"

"Nope." Louis says pooping the "p"."

"Kaitlyn!" I call my best friend.

I hear thumping down the stairs and Kaitlyn stomps over to me and faces the boys.

"I'm gonna-" she gets cut off my laurel.

"Where's my clothes?!" Laurel shrieks.
Harry just grins at her.

"Ugh! just give us them back!" I yell.

"Nope." Harry says.

"What do you guys want?" Kaitlyn asks.

"We want you to kiss us on stage and sing a song with us." Zayn says.

"Oh hell to the no. I am not giving up my first kiss to one of you assholes-I mean retards." I instantly clamp a hand over my mouth.

Niall raises his eyebrow at me while everyone else ogles over laurel and Kaitlyns.... stuff...

Did I really just say that out loud?

"Yes, yes you did." Niall said.

Shit, I voiced my thoughts.

"Yes, yes you did."

I really need to stop doing that.

"Yeah, you do."

With that Niall threw me a pair of sweatpants and a black wife beater.

I put them on quickly and stand there awkwardly.

"Harry! Give me my shirt!" Laurel yells.

"Whatever." Harry mumbles and gives laurel her clothes.

Omg! I just noticed this(not really) they can be the curly couple!

Meanwhile, Kaitlyn was straddling Zayn and kissing him while slowly pulling her clothes out from behind him.

"Aha!" Kaitlyn declared and jumped off of him. she pulled her clothes on and we stood there looking at the boys.

"Game on." Laurel said quietly.

"Yeah you-you dolphin killers!" Me and Kaitlyn added.
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I hope you liked it! Sorry it was terrible! Whoops?

Tell me what you thought.

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Haley, you really need to get a life?

This chapter is dedicated to...*drum roll*
ME!!!! Just kidding. this chapter is dedicated to laurel because I wuv her hair.

Oh! Can somebody tell tristan to check his mail if he hasn't already? I sent him a whole bunch of random words.

The chinchillas are coming!
The chinchillas are coming!

~Haley(is a fla-mango)