𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 - 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐱 𝐨𝐜

𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧!

rye
honest question

the loml
oh no.

rye
what exactly gets a guy hard

the loml
i don't know what i expected but
it certainly wasn't that

do you not know how a boner works

rye
no believe me. i've had my experiences

but i'm going to a dinner with rowan's
parents in an hour so he came over
to pick me up but like i had to finish my
hair so i went upstairs

but i had to ask him something so i turned
around and this man is sitting on my
couch with a pillow on his lap staring up
at me and i just. what the hell

the loml
oh dear

rye
"oH dEaR" I AM HAVING A CRISIS

IS IT MY DRESS?? IS IT MY SHOWER
HAIR??? WILL I EVER KNOW????

the loml
well. i mean. he's probably attracted to
you then. or he saw you and got horny-

rye
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

CLAY. BRAD. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
IM AFRAJD TO GO DOWNSTAIRS

the loml
when do you have to be at the restaurant?

rye
LIKE HALF AN HOUR

IS THAT ENOIGH TIME TO BANG

WAIT THAT CAME OUT WRONG I
DONT WANNA BANG HIM

HOW LONG DID TOU LASR WITH GREG

the loml
i'm not gay, first of all-

second of all- just cuz he got a boner
doesn't mean he'll act on it ya know

rye
you're right

my ego is just through the roof

the loml
DID YOU WANT SOMETHING
TO HAPPEN??

rye
I MEAN

NO?

the loml
RYE????????????

rye
LEAVE ME ALONE IM PANICKING

the loml
do your hair and take a pic and send it
to me i wanna see

rye
THE ONLY REASON YOU WANT TO
SEE IS BECAUSE I GAVE A FUCKING
GUY A FUCKINF BONER AND YOU
WANT TO SEE THE OUTFIT

the loml
:(

rye
i admit that was harsh

but at the same time

no <3

wish me luck they're basically rich
and i'm a broke college student that
barely gets off of rent 🤪

the loml
:((((( but you sent my friend a face pic

rye
oh wow look at the time i gotta go
sheeeeeesh see ya later i guess-