Ticking in the background as it fades in on Grif and Church.
Grif: Guys I'm a red too, I'm a red! I don't even know this guy! Come on, let me out.
Church: Thanks for the support, Grif. Way to be a team player.
Grif: Hey, I gotta think about myself here.
Church: There's no "I" in team, Grif.
Grif: Yeah, there's no "U" either. So I guess if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, nobody's on the God damn team. The team sucks!
Church: What I can't figure out is why the reds are still here. Tex already wiped out all the blues. Why wouldn't they just pull out?
Grif: As someone who's taken orders from Red Command for the last three years, trust me, it's not that surprising.
Cut to Sarge, Caboose, Thea and Simmons in the janitor closet.
Simmons: Okay, we traced the bomb activation signal to Sidewinder. How much time do we have left Sarge?
Donut: (through staticky radio) Everyone here is set to transport.
Tucker: (through staticky radio) I'm not going through that thing. I'm serious.
Thea: Oh great, him.
Sarge: We need to get there as soon as possible. Did you set their teleporter to take them straight to Sidewinder?
Simmons: I walked Donut through it. He says he did everything right, but I figure they have a fifty/fifty chance of ending up in Sidewinder, or in the middle of deep space.
Thea: That's nerve Racking.
Sarge: What about us?
Simmons: I programmed ours myself. We're fine.
Sarge: I find the risks acceptable.
Thea: I'm still nervous about this.
Donut: I never knew a Phillips screwdriver was the X one. Do you think it's named after a guy named Phillip? That guy Phillip must have a fucked-up-shaped head!
Tucker: Yeah. Screw this, I'm walking.
Thea: Yes, let the pervy sleemo leave and not come with us.
Sarge: Alright, then saddle up! Don't worry Grif and Church, here comes the cavalry! Hyaaaaa!
Sarge runs through a teleporter, and emerges from another behind Caboose.
Sarge: Hyaaaaa- oh!
Simmons: Uh sir? The teleporter I reprogrammed is over there.
Thea: Yeah old man.
Sarge: Oh well, heads up evil-doers; here we come to save the diya-ah forget it, let's just go.
Cut to Grif & Church
Grif: (singing poorly and totally out of tune) Nobody knows, the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows but Jesus.
Church: Will you shut up?
Grif: You just can't face the fact that I've adjusted to life on the inside! I'm hard now!
Church: Please, give me a break.
Grif: As the prison bitch, I would not expect you to understand.
Cut to a firefight down a hall somewhere.
Church: What's going on out there?
Grif: Oh man, maybe our crew's come to bust us out of the joint. I don't know if I can live on the outside though any more Church. I'm all institutionalized and shit.
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Red vs blue (Female OC) season 3
أدب الهواةJoin the reds and blues for their next adventure. Thea and the Others have separated going through the Teleporter and now they have to find O'Malley controlling Doc and Lopez. Tex is back and is ready for action, but she isn't the only one that know...