ᎮᏕᎩፈᏂᎧ {Gravity Falls Reader Insert}

Tourist Trapped

Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap. He called the Mystery Shack.
The real mystery was why anyone came.

Stan lead a group of tourists and telling whatnot of lies to impress them with fake statues and paintings. While he was talking, none of them noticed an antler from the rabbit statue fell off.

He stopped and turned to the tourists the  exclaimed. "Ladies and gentlemen, behold! the Sascrotch."

Everyone look at the 'Sascrotch' which looks like a gorilla wearing underwear.

Somehow, the tourists are amazed by this.

And guess who had to work there.

The twins stood underneath a shelf that held two skulls, a head of a moose with bat wings as ears, a jar full of eyeballs and another bigger jar inside is full of water and two turtles. Above the twins is a sign that reads 'No refunds'. 

Dipper is held a broom as he sweep left and right. Right next to him is a smiling Mabel and looking at a huge eyeball in amazement. As she was to touch it, Stan's 8-ball staff came to view and smack her hand away.

"No touching the merchandise!" Stan scolded her.

It looked like it was going to be the same boring routine all summer.

Outside the Mystery Shack, is a stout guy in a golf cart casually driving from the woods and into the parking lot.

Until one fateful day.

In the shelf of bobby heads of Stan, Mabel peeked out while she whispered. "He's looking at it. He's looking at it."

In her view, a boy wearing green long sleeves on top of it is wearing a yellow t-shirt, blue pants and blacks shoes. He has brown hair and brown eyes.

He found a paper folded horizontally three times. He open it to read it's contents.

"Do you like me?

Yes

Definitely

Absolutely?"

The boy looked around confused.

Unbeknownst to him, Mabel watched him and she giggled under her breath. "I rigged it."

"Mabel, I know you are going through your whole boy crazy phase, but I think you kinda overdoing with the crazy part.'' Dipper said then sprayed the surface of a jar with water and wiped it clean.

While Dipper said his opinion to Mabel, the twins didn't notice the boy approach a certain kid to ask them about the letter.

"Hey, kid, do you kno-'' Before the boy finished his sentence, the kid turned around and looked at him. The boy realized who he was talking to immediately apologized and walked away in fear.

The kid wore a black sleeveless turtleneck, shorts that reached their knees, long socks and black shoes. They have short h/c that reaches their shoulders and piercing e/c eyes. Their prominent feature is a huge scar that runs straight on the left side of their face.

Since the boy left immediately, the kid just shrugged their shoulders and went to the vending machine.

Back to the twins.

"Whaaat?!" Mabel yelled, then she blew raspberries. she walked towards the Dipper as she started. "Come on, Dipper. This is our first summer away from home. It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance."

"Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet?" Dipper countered.

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