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Son: Dad, I got good news and bad news!

Dad: Ok, what's the good news?

Son: The good news is, I got perfect scores on my exam!

Dad: That's great son! Now what's the bad news?

Son: The bad news is that the good news are false!

Dad: I didn't raise you like this...

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