OH GOSH, THIS HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY
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*silent lunch*Person across from me: * head and arms in their polo, making inhuman squeaky noises *
Me & Other Student: * slaps hand over mouth, laughing silently and calming ourselves down *
Person: eek ahh * eyes teacher walking by with a suspicious look *
Me: * slams fist down on table * * laughing hysterically, wiping tears * whooo *looks around* sorry
Person: *head and arms in shirt, glasses off* *raises hand to teacher* OH MY GOD *laughs* CAN I GO TO THE RESTROOM
Person: *runs out of café*
Me & Other Person: *laughs for a few more minutes, calms down* whoooee
*Person returns*
*all three of us start laughing again with hand over mouth, teary eyed*
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My Official Joke and Humor Book
RandomJust some random jokes and plain humor to laugh, smile, grin, giggle, (or really, just say "huh?") at. Read if you want, and by the way, we /try/ making our own jokes! ;) ~ Remember, I share this account. Plus, I am aware all jokes are not fully mi...