(Stop reading this, it's actual hell from 2021)

😂𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝚃𝙼𝚂 𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙾𝚁𝚁𝙴𝙲𝚃 𝚀𝚄𝙾𝚃𝙴𝚂!!!!!😂

Looks like the incorrect quote generator I use has more Quotes! And yes, The meme above made by me on Tumblr! And there might be a curse word warning for ya!

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Chameleon: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Grandpa Monster: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Seashell: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Robopine: How?
Seashell: I need someone to take the fall.
Robopine: What did you do?
Seashell: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Yeti, from the other room: Oh my god.
Seashell: ...
Yeti: OH MY GOD!
Robopine: Make it a hundred.
Seashell: Deal.

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Turtle: What time is it?
White Tiger: I don't know, pass me that saxaphone and we'll find out
White Tiger: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Kangaroo: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
White Tiger: It's 2 am

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Bulldog: Why is Orca crying on the floor?
Crab: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.
Bulldog: And?
Crab: They got Yeti.

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Thingamajig: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.
Butterfly: What makes you say that?
Thingamajig: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?
Butterfly: Thingamajig... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?
Thingamajig: *screams in anger*

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Orca: Do you want to know your gay name?
Crab: My... my gay name?
Orca: Yeah, it's your first name-
Crab: Haha. Very funny Orca-
Orca: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Crab: Oh- oh my god.

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Serpent: Which movie are you and Crocodile going to see tonight?
Watchamacallit: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Crocodile wants.
Serpent: Which one do they want to see?
Watchamacallit: I haven't decided yet.

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Dragon: Do you think I'm ugly?
C.L: It's not about looks, Dragon. What's valuable is on the inside...
Dragon: C.L...
C.L: For example, someone's heart.
Dragon: Aw... Stop it-
C.L: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Dragon: Seriously, stop.

(This incorrect quote is for maskedfreakCL!)

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Crab: What does "take out" mean?
Chameleon: Food.
Bulldog: Dating.
Black Swan: Murder.
Piglet: It can be all three if you're brave enough.

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Monster: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Rabbit: ....
Lion: .....
Bee: ......
Peacock: ..Who?
Monster: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Peacock*

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Fox: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Penguin: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Fox: What about it? They are.
Penguin: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Penguin: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Fox: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Flower: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Eagle: I like the yellow ones.
Fox and Penguin: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

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Seahorse: You have friends and I envy that.
Jellyfish: You're welcome to share my friends.
Seahorse: *looks at Popcorn and Sun*
Seahorse: I don't want those.

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Piglet: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Cluedle-doo: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.
Piglet: Oh...
Chameleon, from across the room: *from across the room* I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Egg, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Ice Cream: Do you think other people can't hear you?

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Well, Guess this is the end of the chapter lol! XD