Teach Me How To Live -~Zen Wistaria x Reader~-

almost time

"Really? I was gonna say raji-" Julia, rajis new wife joined in but I was FAR past my limit.

"Okay, I'm done.." I muttered as I stood up from my seat.

"Don't be so shy, y/n. You know it'll happen soon if it hasn't already" Kiki teased as I stopped and screamed in my head

"You two have been spending every night together.." Juniper hummed and sipped her champagne.

"Oo, already?" Aria asked excitedly, "does he have a kink?" She asked. My face twisted into confusion.

"Whats that?.." I asked but probably shouldn't have.

"Awe, our princess is so pure-" Juniper hummed dramatically leaving me in even worse confusion.

"What turns the guy on? Touching somewhere or saying a certain phrase-" Julia asked without embarrassment.

"Wh-What?!" I stuttered as my face blew up in a mess of red.

"Mitsuhide liked ropes.." Kiki hummed and casually took a sip of her drink.

"What does that even mean?.." I whispered in a panic but they didn't listen.

"Oh? Who's tied up?" Juniper grinned and raised an eyebrow.

"Tied up?.." I muttered with a dramatic quivering lip.

"He likes to be in command in bed because he can't best me outside of it" Kiki answered as so many different scenarios popped into my head. My face had a look of sheer fear, confusion, and sadness as I listened to everyone talk about things that I just didn't understand.

"Hey girls, do you mind if I stole Y/n for a-.. What's wrong with her?.." Zen came over to ask but stopped when he saw the sad, adorably dramatic look on my face.

"Huh?" Aria hummed in confusion as the girls looked at me.

"Poor thing is too innocent to understand marriage.." Julia sighed and shook her head.

"How do you think obi and I had Lila?" Shirayuki asked as the horrible thought of what she said came to mind.

"I-i didn't wanna know the details!" I tried to shout but my voice isn't loud anymore and it was rather scratchy.

"What did you tell her?.." Zen asked as Shirayuki took Lila and zen came to me to see what I was so upset about.

"Y'know, just the usual wedding night prep stuff" Kiki hummed and sipped the rest of her champagne carelessly.

"In detail?" Zen glared and was almost covering my ears as if he were trying to protect what's left of my innocents.

"All we said was that obi like being coddled and Raji-" Julia began without a thought but I couldn't listen. I made a funny groan as I made zens hands cover my ears and the dramatic look on my face get worse.

"We're talking about bedtime?" Annalise came over to us, "oh I should tell you about izana the other night-" she began so I covered zens ears with my hands next. He had the same dramatic look as I did now. Finally, all of our friends came over to find us like this.

"They're too innocent" obi sighed as he took Lila from Shirayuki.

"At least their kink isn't being coddled.." Kiki muttered as I slowly started gagging.

"Well, at least I don't like rope play!" Obi shouted back as zen and I just stood in total disgust. We can't even cover our ears, it's no use.

"Hey!" Mitsuhide shouted in embarrassment.

"Hey, I have an idea! Let's place bets on their kinks-..." all my and zens friends and family gathered in a circle excluding the both of us to wonder what our-.. God, I feel sick.