Transformers Prime Imagines

Human Errors Part 5 (Team Prime X Human!Reader X Decepticons)

"H-Hey Optimus, I don't think you'll like this...but..." I winced, still playing with my fingers. I could feel his stares against me and I fought the urge to cower.

"What's wrong?"

"We...might need to share rooms with the Decepticons."

"...oh."

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It went horrible.

The Autobots and Decepticons were having a big row and my headache was getting worse.

"I'M NOT SHARING A ROOM WITH YOU!"

"NEITHER AM I!"

"No fragging way I'm with you idiots!"

"You think we WANT to be with you scraps?!"

Oh, for Christ's sake!

"Will it actually kill you guys to stop squabbling for once!?" I snapped, slamming my hands down on the coffee table. The two factions went silent immediately.

"(Y/N) ..." Miko said, but I cut her off, growling a little.

I'm too damn tired for this.

"I'm not done! I'll sort the rooms out whether you guys like it or not! Just... try and get along! I know you two teams got a grudge or two with one another, but if we don't figure this, TOGETHER, I'm afraid y'all are going to head NO WHERE! Now please, do me a damn favour and suck it up for the time being!" I seethed, giving everyone my pissed-off glares.

It worked.

Everyone gulped and sat up straight. Sighing, I laid out the plans for the two factions.

"I've got four rooms upstairs and three downstairs, including my room. We've gotta split evenly, alright?" I began, looking at the two factions.

"Bulkhead, Breakdown, Knockout and Bumblebee can take the largest room upstairs, which Optimus and Ratchet previously took place in. There's two large beds there, so please share it among yourselves. I've a spare mattress if you want to sleep on the floor too." I said. The four people I've mentioned gave me a look of surprise before relenting, sighing and nodding along.

"Soundwave, Starscream, you both share a room upstairs too. It's a bit smaller, but we'll make do for now." I continued. Soundwave and Starscream nodded, happy with the placing.

"Next, Megatron, Ratchet and Optimus... you can take the downstairs room. It's the third largest room besides mine and the fours." I said. Ratchet sputtered, not believing his audials.

"(Y/N)! W-With all due respect, I am NOT sleeping in the same room as that monster!" he protested. Megatron huffed and spoke up too, voicing the same displeasure of sharing rooms with the doctor.

"Please, I'll be having to stay up all night hearing the medic growling like a dog. No, thank you." Megatron muttered. I yawned a little and rubbed my eyes, fatigue getting to me as we speak.

"Then...Soundwave, Starscream and Megatron in the same room downstairs, while Ratchet and Optimus can trade with the two's room." I said, switching places of the two rooms. They nodded, agreeing to the decision.

"Arcee can sleep with Miko upstairs while Jack and Raf can take another room downstairs. Deal?" I asked. Breakdown and Knockout spoke up.

"Can we take the downstairs room?" he asked.

"It's a small room, you sure about that?" I replied. The two looked at one another before shrugging.

"Meh, beats sleeping together with the Autobots."