You dont even know me (Ranboo x Reader) (DISCONTINUED)

A fight for the queen

Y/n's POV:

"I get dms"

"OH THATS STUPID I GET MORE THAN YOU I HAVE BEEN HERE LONGER" He argues after a couple minutes of silence

"Mhmm so? Look at me im hot" I smirk

"WHAT THE SHIT IM A MINOR YOU FEMALE WOMAN GIRL" He continues his screaming rant

"Awh me too! Canonically we can date" I say out of the blue to throw him off

"......"

"My chat is saying no its you and ranboob what the fuck?" He asks after a while

"Ah yes he's of age as well isnt he?" I smile

"Yes" he says plainly

"Well he's a cute one as well might have to keep that in mind" I click my tounge in thought

"NOT RANBOOB COME ON ANYONE BUT HIM" He gets upset again

"Hey you get offended easily" I say thinking

"YOUU AMERICAN" He responds

"Tommy... you said it yourself 'American' so watch your mouth, I know how to use a gun" I say harshly and very close to the mic

"Sorry" He says fast

"Mk now how are getting the hot ladies?" I ask

"Oh yeah so its a game of-" he starts explaining and I quietly listen while seeing his chat ask if im 💅🏼 you know? I try to avoid the question, feeling sick already

"Sounds good im ready to start" I say when he finally finishes

"Ok lets go"

---timeskip----

"HOW ARE YOU BEATING ME RIGHT NOW?" He yells after an hour of me getting more ladies

"Did you see the picture you chose?" I snicker

"YEAH I LOOK SEXY" He says with a weird tone in his voice (reminder dont make comments like this to anyone its just for his persona thanks <3 )

"Nah if you aren't winning maybe there's something wrong with it...oh wait it's your face isn't it?" I smirk

"You bitch yes it is and now im changing it but not because of you" He responds aggressively

"Hey wait aren't we not supposed to be on tinder anyways?" I question

"...NOPE ITS FINE ITS KID TINDER" He responds

"Ok thats cool" I say

--timeskip--

"I got more matchy things I win" I say in victory

"Yeah whatever its just because im loyal to the queen" He argues

"The queen?" I question

"Yes the queen you American" He starts getting mad again, I feel it in the tone of his voice.

"Ah so I won the queen?" I smirk

"NO WHAT THE FUCK SHE IS MINE MY BABY" He screams again (ik its weird but he said it before its just to add his real personality on camera)

"Well... I won and the queen is mine she said it herself" I wink at the camera which was still recording

"I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE KING DESERVING OF THE QUEEN, WE WILL PVP" He says suddenly leaving me shocked confused and amused (rhyme?😫)

"Ok kid calm down" I chuckle

"I AM NOT A KID IM A MAN A BIG MAN" He argues

"JUST PVP ME COWARD" I scream back finally

"Ok im going im going" He gulps

We both log onto an empty server and I immediately start running to a tree but some kid comes behind me and punches me with his fist, oh yeah did I mention he was screaming at me while this was going on? Its okay he was dumb enough to go for me right away. I got the wood and quickly made an axe, turning around and killing him with 3 hearts left

"I WON THE QUEEN IS MINE" I yell happily

"NO THATS FUCKED YOU STARTED EARLY" He cursed at me

"NO IM THE ALPHA MALE" I tiredly scream into my mic

"Didnt Drista say that?" He asks suddenly appearing calmer

"Drista? You talked to drista?" I raise my eyebrow realizing he cant see me

"Yeah? Dreams sister right, she said that already" He says

"Wait but I say that all the time, DRISTA TOOK MY SAYING" I get closer to the mic

"L, Couldn't be me, L" He says in some weird accent

"Whatever im telling her later, I still won the queen its on video proof" I smirk

"Yeah ok whatever this stream is over now" I hear before the familiar discord deafen noise

I spin in my chair until I finally hear the noise again, I look up and see he ended stream.

"Oh No more recording?" I ask

"Nope, we can chill if you want or if you have to go thats fine" He responds

"Woah tommy being calm? Whats this" I laugh

"Yeah yeah I have to be my chaotic persona on stream for views" He says

"Thats kind of nice, well what do you want to talk about?" I smile before stopping my own recording

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Um this is shitty ik but ⟟ think ⟟ decided it's probably going to be really slow updates yet I felt the need to update this now, sorry <3

I have really good future ideas so while ⟟ might not be so invested in this right now and what not im sure it will be right up soon, ⟟ was definitely panicking more when ⟟ felt like ⟟ had to update every day so ⟟ feel more relieved now. ALSO THANKS FOR ALL THE READS OMG-

Stay hydrated and have a snack, you are valid and im proud of you <3