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Fuck meeeeeeeee
Pick meeeeeee
Love meeeeeeee
Choose meeeeeeee
Marry meeeeeeeee
Want meeeeeeeee
Usually I never write random shit in here but I'm bored so why not
Oooo where's the principaaaaaaal oaaooaahajaoaahahhhhh
Oh where's the principaaaaaaal
Complicated overrated
Ok I'll stop
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Excuse me how much are you earningggggg
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Claiming you're a good guy
All you want is-
I'm bored
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Hold on let me write a cute story:
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Emily walked to the door, her hands shaking
Emily knocked on the door and Lucius opened it
"O-o-oh I th-th-thought it wo-o-o-uld be dra-dra-draco..." Emily said cutely with a high pitched voice
"Come in baby girl mwah mwah" Lucius said with his dark and deep voice while smiling at the small uwu little Emily
They walked to the couch which was placed in the living room with a big fire place in front of it
"You h-h-h-have such a-a beautiful h-h-hou-" Emily didn't get to finish her sentence when someone stormed into the living room
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!?" Shrek yelled at the 2 persons in front of him
"Ugh not again a pathetic green monster daddy" Lucius said while grabbing his wand
"Mister M-Malfoy.. w-w-w-w-w-w-who's th-th-that.......?" Emily whispered nervously in Lucius his ear
Emily stepped aside when Lucius ran to the big green monster daddy
"AVADA KEDAV-" Shrek kicked him in his peepee
"You can't kill me Lucy Pussy😈😈" Shrek said while throwing him to the corner of the room
Emily got 💦 at the sight of Shrek brushing his thick eyebrows with Lucius his expensive 2746382828$ comb
But out of nowhere Lucius transformed into Hulk and smashed Shrek with his other 883472929281929$ big ass comb
Shrek cried and got on his knees for him
"Who's the big green monster daddy now👹👹👹" Lucius said
"Y-y-y-y-y-you d-d-d-daddy H-h-h-hulk.." Shrek said
Lucius smirked and turned to Emily
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Do y'all want a part 2?????
Fuck I'm dying
YOU ARE READING
SHIFTING ~ STORIES+TIPS
RandomYes, I love to shift and I've shifted multiple times. I'll be sharing tips, methods and some of my shifting stories! Yes I cuss in almost every single sentence but I don't give a fuck! No I'm not a mean person, like no I won't cuss at you. Y'all mea...
